Typical “bottom” picture.
December 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Typical “bottom” picture.
Going home for the holidays is great. But I’m overstimulated and overwhelmed after day two.
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Going home for the holidays is great. But I’m overstimulated and overwhelmed after day two.
Sometimes I forget that I’m naturally hot blooded. A guy was trying to flirt with me and said he wanted to bleep the stupid smirk off my face that I have in my photos. Which full intention, I knew he was trying to flirt, but I automatically responded with well, knowing that you could bleep off.
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sometimes I forget that I’m naturally hot blooded. A guy was trying to flirt with me and said he wanted to bleep the stupid smirk off my face that I have in my photos. Which full intention, I knew he was trying to flirt, but I automatically responded with well, knowing that you could bleep off.
Tis the season to listen to SZA on repeat for the remainder of the year.
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Tis the season to listen to SZA on repeat for the remainder of the year.
Ohhhh, I forgot about this app.
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ohhhh, I forgot about this app.
Did she just break her year long streak???
Yes
Yes
June 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Did she just break her year long streak???
Yes
Yes
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At the gym, I was checking out this hot guy who was checking out another hot guy who I was also checking out but neither of them was checking me out.
a woman is looking at a chalkboard with a lot of math equations on it .
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January 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
At the gym, I was checking out this hot guy who was checking out another hot guy who I was also checking out but neither of them was checking me out.
Also, I kept getting weird looks at the gym and I’m not sure if it’s because the ass is phat or flat…..
December 12, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Also, I kept getting weird looks at the gym and I’m not sure if it’s because the ass is phat or flat…..
Someone complimented my hair at the gym today and said “wow! I used to have the same hair in the 80’s, congrats!”
I’m not sure if I’m honored or offended….
I’m not sure if I’m honored or offended….
December 12, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Someone complimented my hair at the gym today and said “wow! I used to have the same hair in the 80’s, congrats!”
I’m not sure if I’m honored or offended….
I’m not sure if I’m honored or offended….
I just realized I’m a New Mexico 8. 🙃
December 11, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I just realized I’m a New Mexico 8. 🙃
I forget that I am in fact not Martha Stuart and cannot bake for shit. Lemme get a shot at this tax evasion next.
November 16, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I forget that I am in fact not Martha Stuart and cannot bake for shit. Lemme get a shot at this tax evasion next.
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Just waiting on @cammieb to show up to the party
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
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November 16, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Just waiting on @cammieb to show up to the party
Opppp, what is this honneyyyy.
November 16, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Opppp, what is this honneyyyy.