Chris Morris
@camorris64.bsky.social
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Cleveland Illustrator, 37-year print visual journalist, Marine, Career Tech digital art teacher. Illustrator of ‘How to Zoom Your Room.’ Portfolio website: http://camorris.com/
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Show me how you do it.
And I promise you, I promise that
I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you
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In his CNN spot with Boris Sanchez yesterday, Stephen Miller said Trump has “plenary authority”.. seconds later there was a “technical issue” and the interview paused. Did someone get in Miller’s earpiece and say “Don’t say that!” Too late. He stated their position and it’s crystal clear. It’s bad.
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My gawd these videos are the best thing on the internet.
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I’m sure he’ll distinguish himself. Bush appointed a pal to be the Italian ambassador and at his first function said “Maybe the Italian Navy should have glass-bottomed boats so they could see the old Italian Navy.”
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This is the interview that made Trump’s head explode when it aired.
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That’s the fact, Jack.
Arrrrrmy training, sir!
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That ‘firearm’ is what shoots pepper balls. A high-powered paintball gun. Is it dangerous? Yes. Can it inflict damage/harm? At that range, absolutely.
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I dunno. Maybe he means it as it sounded. Like when Chevy Chase said to Judge Smails “Don’t sell yourself short, Judge. You’re a tremendous slouch.”
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This moron misread the memo to "arrive in unmarked vans".
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Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies
camorris64.bsky.social
Ytivarg.. Russian word for ‘gravity’.
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And then there’s this prescient gem:
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And I like how she moved from the top right corner, across a row and down so it would be seen. I’m sure she could have exited the other direction. That wasn’t an aisle she descended. “Make a hole. Coming through!”
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All white kids except for possibly one Asian middie behind his right elbow, and before the video ends one female of color says "I'm out."
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He can’t break a tee time..
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This is when I’d love to have a car that could roll-coal at that moment… or somehow make the exterior surface shock to the touch. Touch my door handle? Zap.
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Here's a proposal, Stephen Miller: get your ICE goons out of Portland. The President could minimize the escalating tension between troops and citizens by — wait for it — not having troops and masked agents terrorizing our communities. But you, the hate whisperer, lurk behind Trump's desk, hissing.
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It’s also amazing projection. Swap “left-wing” with “right-wing” and the sentence is still correct. The left-wing accusation is ludicrous because ‘it’ isn’t organized, with a structure, or “funded”. That’s hyperbole and conspiracy. But what Miller and the USG is doing does check his boxes.
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Apply for an ICE job and you get a $50k signing bonus, a $100k salary and up to $60k in student loans forgiven, AND the power of the U.S. government behind any laws you choose to break or rights you wish to violate. What a time to be job-hunting if you have debt, anger issues and racist tendencies.
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Let them eat cake.. or pies, but caution, the filling is hot.
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Billionaire buddies? This is in the Oval now. Vance has an investment in a company that acquires shares in struggling farms.