Tobor the eighth man
Gigantor
Astroboy

My fight activation kicks in whenever teeth guy shows up
Not kidding

The whole campaign is very euro trash to me

Isn’t that in the book of Isaiah?

I remember taking an instant overwhelming dislike for Pinker the first time I ever saw him.

I suppose I should be surprised by this, but I’m not

First thing that crossed my mind

Nincomflatus
Nincompainfulrectalitch
Nincomspontaneousexplosive
malodorousoilydischarge

Scalzi 1:1
And the first shall be last

Bingo

I keep running into this concept in the groups and people I’ve learned to trust.

My twin demons are despair and irony. They nip at me daily.

I’m learning its a choice to have hope and to realize that my despair and irony lie to me daily

I’m learning to tell them to shut the hell up

Anywayyyyyyy
Looking forward to all the booing

(Looking up from my Candy Crush game while listening to my Left Hand Path “entombed” download through my spanking new faux Beats headphones)

Mayonnaise is of the devil

Finally, a Potatrician.

No, I don’t want to donate to your awful campaign

No, I don’t wanna meet Ukrainian (russian etc) women in their 30s (40s etc)

No, I don’t want to hear about the good news from the church

No, I don’t want to ever believe what happens next



Sending this to all my Saltmarsh Hag friends

Hero