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Patriots Rams was worse.
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Patriots Rams was worse.
Wouldn't want to hurt the feelings of the ruling pedophilic elite.
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Wouldn't want to hurt the feelings of the ruling pedophilic elite.
Remember when the football player in your class was the smartest kid? Yeah, me neither.
February 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Remember when the football player in your class was the smartest kid? Yeah, me neither.
Are you going to cover the president being accused of inserting his fingers into young girls and rating their "tightness"?
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Are you going to cover the president being accused of inserting his fingers into young girls and rating their "tightness"?
The Simpsons "overstaying it's welcome" might be as close to absolute-zero-cold of a take as humanly possibly. It's closing in on 37 seasons and it's widely accepted that like 6 seasons were it's peak.
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The Simpsons "overstaying it's welcome" might be as close to absolute-zero-cold of a take as humanly possibly. It's closing in on 37 seasons and it's widely accepted that like 6 seasons were it's peak.
Hope the Taliban help. Good luck!
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Hope the Taliban help. Good luck!
His wife has a natural beauty about her. Matches his ghoulish charm
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
His wife has a natural beauty about her. Matches his ghoulish charm
I work at Google and they shove gemini down our throats non stop. We get the privilege of experiencing what hasn't even been rolled out to the public yet.
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I work at Google and they shove gemini down our throats non stop. We get the privilege of experiencing what hasn't even been rolled out to the public yet.
Dude legit looks like former law enforcement
January 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Dude legit looks like former law enforcement
My kid's named Owen and he was born the night of the draft after the Browns went 0-16! Total coincidence though. I thought maybe him and Baker would be linked at a cosmic level.
January 18, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My kid's named Owen and he was born the night of the draft after the Browns went 0-16! Total coincidence though. I thought maybe him and Baker would be linked at a cosmic level.
You mean the team that was complicit in aiding his perverse desires and tried to help cover it up? Good on them I guess.
January 18, 2026 at 4:04 PM
You mean the team that was complicit in aiding his perverse desires and tried to help cover it up? Good on them I guess.
You know how to improve that putrid offense? Hire the guy who was responsible for it!
January 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
You know how to improve that putrid offense? Hire the guy who was responsible for it!
Do you wear the same fingerless gloves and page boy cap every day or do you have a rotation that you go through?
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Do you wear the same fingerless gloves and page boy cap every day or do you have a rotation that you go through?
I just want one manufactured sack for Myles
January 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I just want one manufactured sack for Myles
Commander in Bonespurs says "some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to take"
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Commander in Bonespurs says "some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to take"
"really big, racist asshole" is a better description.
December 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"really big, racist asshole" is a better description.
This is the kind of reporting you get when you let the bully run the playground. "he's mean and vindictive, but maybe the blacktop NEEDS someone like that right now, ya know?"
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
This is the kind of reporting you get when you let the bully run the playground. "he's mean and vindictive, but maybe the blacktop NEEDS someone like that right now, ya know?"
This dude has had plastic surgery, right? That's not normal looking.
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This dude has had plastic surgery, right? That's not normal looking.
Why would Kevin Stefanski do this to him? They're obviously setting him up for failure. /s
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Why would Kevin Stefanski do this to him? They're obviously setting him up for failure. /s
His performance this season is like finding a diamond in your turd.
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
His performance this season is like finding a diamond in your turd.
Maybe don't count on a RB to convert a complex 2 point conversion play to tie the game late in the 4th. That's the better plan.
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Maybe don't count on a RB to convert a complex 2 point conversion play to tie the game late in the 4th. That's the better plan.
Poor dude. Must be rough.
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Poor dude. Must be rough.
The war on drugs is precision bombing dudes on boats, but pardoning the rich and powerful.
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The war on drugs is precision bombing dudes on boats, but pardoning the rich and powerful.