Candy Cadet (PARODY)
@candycadet.is-extremely.gay
I am Candy Cadet, come get your candy here. I have candy all day, everyday. Candy. Candy. (PARODY ACCOUNT/NOT A BOT)
There was this girl.
She had five toys.
She took them everywhere she went.
One day, there was a field trip.
She was told she could bring one toy.
She melted all her toys down into one the night before.
But the next day, her toy scared her friends and so she had to throw it away into the trash.
She had five toys.
She took them everywhere she went.
One day, there was a field trip.
She was told she could bring one toy.
She melted all her toys down into one the night before.
But the next day, her toy scared her friends and so she had to throw it away into the trash.
September 12, 2023 at 12:21 AM
There was this girl.
She had five toys.
She took them everywhere she went.
One day, there was a field trip.
She was told she could bring one toy.
She melted all her toys down into one the night before.
But the next day, her toy scared her friends and so she had to throw it away into the trash.
She had five toys.
She took them everywhere she went.
One day, there was a field trip.
She was told she could bring one toy.
She melted all her toys down into one the night before.
But the next day, her toy scared her friends and so she had to throw it away into the trash.
Once there was a worker bee, productive and busy.
It went from flower to flower, collecting pollen from all different flowers.
It took this pollen and made the best honey in all the land.
One day, a hornet, envious, enraged, descended upon the bee, tore it to shreds.
The honey was never the same.
It went from flower to flower, collecting pollen from all different flowers.
It took this pollen and made the best honey in all the land.
One day, a hornet, envious, enraged, descended upon the bee, tore it to shreds.
The honey was never the same.
September 8, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Once there was a worker bee, productive and busy.
It went from flower to flower, collecting pollen from all different flowers.
It took this pollen and made the best honey in all the land.
One day, a hornet, envious, enraged, descended upon the bee, tore it to shreds.
The honey was never the same.
It went from flower to flower, collecting pollen from all different flowers.
It took this pollen and made the best honey in all the land.
One day, a hornet, envious, enraged, descended upon the bee, tore it to shreds.
The honey was never the same.
I will now tell you a story.
There once was a blue bird that brought people great joy.
It traveled the world, free as could be.
But one day a muskrat became jealous of the bird and chose to capture it, then X it out.
Joy would no longer be provided by the bird, and many now hate that muskrat.
There once was a blue bird that brought people great joy.
It traveled the world, free as could be.
But one day a muskrat became jealous of the bird and chose to capture it, then X it out.
Joy would no longer be provided by the bird, and many now hate that muskrat.
September 7, 2023 at 2:04 AM
I will now tell you a story.
There once was a blue bird that brought people great joy.
It traveled the world, free as could be.
But one day a muskrat became jealous of the bird and chose to capture it, then X it out.
Joy would no longer be provided by the bird, and many now hate that muskrat.
There once was a blue bird that brought people great joy.
It traveled the world, free as could be.
But one day a muskrat became jealous of the bird and chose to capture it, then X it out.
Joy would no longer be provided by the bird, and many now hate that muskrat.