candy heilman
@candyheilman.bsky.social
this is just a thought journal, right?
Depression got a little extra kick this week for all the Severance x Hunger Games fans
March 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Depression got a little extra kick this week for all the Severance x Hunger Games fans
Accidentally made an "I'm going to kms" joke at work and now I can't stop :c
February 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Accidentally made an "I'm going to kms" joke at work and now I can't stop :c
Remember when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock? I believe we had a chance to change the timeline then and we missed it because too many people were fucking pearl clutching. Everyone should have started slapping people that day. Should have normalized slapping dumbasses
February 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Remember when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock? I believe we had a chance to change the timeline then and we missed it because too many people were fucking pearl clutching. Everyone should have started slapping people that day. Should have normalized slapping dumbasses
Kinda embarrassing
February 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Kinda embarrassing
Officially deleted my twitter account and feeling sad. I met so many cool people through it, learned so much, and shared years of my life on there (even if it was in just one liners). The way it's ending in shit and fire to literal nazis is just another fucking ~bummer~ in this timeline
February 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Officially deleted my twitter account and feeling sad. I met so many cool people through it, learned so much, and shared years of my life on there (even if it was in just one liners). The way it's ending in shit and fire to literal nazis is just another fucking ~bummer~ in this timeline
Need the ability to save drafts on here
January 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Need the ability to save drafts on here
I can't stop grinding my teeth
January 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I can't stop grinding my teeth
"I was born to shine! 🪩" says the caption of a minimalist mommy blogger who's house and clothing are all white and grey, and posts product links more than her own thoughts, and who's only stance and hottest take ever shared has been, "PSL's aren't even that good, actually"
January 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"I was born to shine! 🪩" says the caption of a minimalist mommy blogger who's house and clothing are all white and grey, and posts product links more than her own thoughts, and who's only stance and hottest take ever shared has been, "PSL's aren't even that good, actually"
I need this, l need this
Rilo Kiley are reuniting after more than a decade → cons.lv/zpi9bW
January 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I need this, l need this
Do I look into my neighbors windows? Yes, of course. And do I take it personally when they close their blinds? Also YES. Because what's that about! I thought we trusted each other.
December 19, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Do I look into my neighbors windows? Yes, of course. And do I take it personally when they close their blinds? Also YES. Because what's that about! I thought we trusted each other.
the underrated pleasure of moving (from your small hometown to a new big city) and being able to walk around a Target without having to worry about running into everyone you've ever known! the pleasure! the freedom!!
December 12, 2024 at 7:34 PM
the underrated pleasure of moving (from your small hometown to a new big city) and being able to walk around a Target without having to worry about running into everyone you've ever known! the pleasure! the freedom!!
have you seen the trailers for Babygirl? I just saw one, after it ended, almost all the people in our theater booed. it was a beautiful moment.
December 10, 2024 at 5:35 PM
have you seen the trailers for Babygirl? I just saw one, after it ended, almost all the people in our theater booed. it was a beautiful moment.
I can't bring myself to watch Severance because of that guy's hair. I hate it, every time I see it in an ad I'm filled with rage
December 8, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I can't bring myself to watch Severance because of that guy's hair. I hate it, every time I see it in an ad I'm filled with rage
great news, I'm not ugly! it was just pms!
December 5, 2024 at 3:17 AM
great news, I'm not ugly! it was just pms!
Me when someone else is talking about seeing signs:
"There is no such thing as signs! That's the algorithm of your brain, babe. You're just looking for something to validate what you want or what you fear"
Me when I see a crow in my window three (3) days in a row:
"There is no such thing as signs! That's the algorithm of your brain, babe. You're just looking for something to validate what you want or what you fear"
Me when I see a crow in my window three (3) days in a row:
December 3, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Me when someone else is talking about seeing signs:
"There is no such thing as signs! That's the algorithm of your brain, babe. You're just looking for something to validate what you want or what you fear"
Me when I see a crow in my window three (3) days in a row:
"There is no such thing as signs! That's the algorithm of your brain, babe. You're just looking for something to validate what you want or what you fear"
Me when I see a crow in my window three (3) days in a row:
I'm so bored, if I don't get another tattoo and a hair change soon I might die
December 1, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I'm so bored, if I don't get another tattoo and a hair change soon I might die
whenever I look at the monthly statements for my maxed out credit cards, I can't help but smile and think, "at least I'm in debt over doing fun things and not a baby"
December 1, 2024 at 4:32 AM
whenever I look at the monthly statements for my maxed out credit cards, I can't help but smile and think, "at least I'm in debt over doing fun things and not a baby"
no Black Friday sales for my medical bills? smdh
November 29, 2024 at 6:14 PM
no Black Friday sales for my medical bills? smdh
no one at work bothered to tell me that my new hat has been slowly sliding up my head all day! I look so stupid!! how long has it been like this!
November 27, 2024 at 11:25 PM
no one at work bothered to tell me that my new hat has been slowly sliding up my head all day! I look so stupid!! how long has it been like this!
women supporting women.. but it's just me choosing a dairy substitute for my coffee so future me doesn't get an upset tummy.
November 27, 2024 at 7:06 PM
women supporting women.. but it's just me choosing a dairy substitute for my coffee so future me doesn't get an upset tummy.
it's so stressful being put in a groupchat full of people with different texting styles. I've been added to one with some girls I've known for years and some I met only once and you can tell everyone is trying to be all "no worries!!" :/
November 26, 2024 at 4:41 AM
it's so stressful being put in a groupchat full of people with different texting styles. I've been added to one with some girls I've known for years and some I met only once and you can tell everyone is trying to be all "no worries!!" :/
for the rest of the year, anytime someone asks me if I've seen a thing, my response will be "I am in queer media so"
November 25, 2024 at 3:59 PM
for the rest of the year, anytime someone asks me if I've seen a thing, my response will be "I am in queer media so"
people who say, "walk much?" after you trip should be shot
November 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
people who say, "walk much?" after you trip should be shot
I reluctantly joined Tw*tter in 2009
I didn't want to initially but
~everybody was doing it~
so l made my bio,
"if you can't beat 'em, tweet 'em."
..I wish that bio worked here.
anyway, hi
I didn't want to initially but
~everybody was doing it~
so l made my bio,
"if you can't beat 'em, tweet 'em."
..I wish that bio worked here.
anyway, hi
November 21, 2024 at 4:50 AM
I reluctantly joined Tw*tter in 2009
I didn't want to initially but
~everybody was doing it~
so l made my bio,
"if you can't beat 'em, tweet 'em."
..I wish that bio worked here.
anyway, hi
I didn't want to initially but
~everybody was doing it~
so l made my bio,
"if you can't beat 'em, tweet 'em."
..I wish that bio worked here.
anyway, hi