I could be the one or your new addition it's all in my head but I want subtraction

if i was a speech therapy kid in elementary school today i would ask for my dad to be the field trip Chappell Roan

when bluesky introduces locked accounts it's over

i hate when people try to put on the facade of being so morally pure and innocent and act as though the mere concept of schadenfreude is completely alien and unfathomable to them

actually getting into a medical drama that's not house is terrifying because it makes me one step closer to being a millennial white woman

charli xcx and troye sivan sweat merch jockstrap with guess repeated along the waistband

it's offensive to say someone has a large caboose because you're saying they have a fat ass 💜

my Cheshire cat plush has seen things

i forgot about this thing from like a year ago

there's five alley cats. and one of them, I think is the mothuh. she's white, with spots of gray. and she has three offspring. one of them looks just like her, but one of them is white with a black underbelly—I think from the fathuh, who is black all ovuh. i need to think of good namesth

i'm amazed that people irl will say fupa and genuinely not know it's an acronym

2020 flashback

ive reached a level of attractiveness that people will stuff my water bottle into their pants and pee on it

lgbt cady heron

calvin and hobbes is too easy of a read for the midget third graders because it has pictures