will be for mff? 👀 need to buy a bunch for my fellow lynx trainers

me w "I need a mental health day" and "ill feel too guilty leaving my team to cover me" (and a secret third thing: "im just going to spend it doom scrolling anyways, might as well go to work")

a friend messaged me about it back in March! 🤣

just for extra funnies, this was originally posted with the caption "why do they keep introducing me to new seasonals like this" and also it is apparently printed out and hung in a random zookeeper break room by people i do not know lmao

DO IT. once halloween is over its a lawless land !!

except for the part where i forgot i donated blood yesterday evening and then ran first thing this morning on an empty stomach and almost passed out. but oTHER THAN THAT.

they were like big heavy duty ones!!! even josh was like "for a minute there i had a hard time thinking of what else they could be for"