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Covering the Minnesota Timberwolves and Minnesota Lynx for SB Nation.
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Close, but we prefer Quamdeen!
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
IF Giannis were to land in Minnesota, where would he rank among the Timberwolves All-Time #34 players?? 🤔
February 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Oh?
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Oh. Oh ok.

(H/T @kyletheige.bsky.social)
January 18, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Mike Conley tonight
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The dreaded team meeting card has been played 👀

(via @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social)
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Jim Petersen gave a shout out to our @yoleo.bsky.social and former Canis Hoopus contributor @boss10mike.bsky.social last night on the broadcast.

Credit @cjzero.bsky.social for the video.
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hey, Brodie! How many times did you lose to the Wolves this season so far??
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Final: Wolves 114, Knicks 137.

The lack of energy and urgency by Minnesota was pretty concerning tonight. That's the number one culprit of a bad defense, and it's been this way for the majority of the season.

Finch needs to figure it out.
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Halftime box score, Wolves up 58-54!

What stands out to you? 🧐
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
LET THE GAMES BEGIN. #TakeRoot

(via @Timberwolves - No, we don't understand the hashtag)
October 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Audio of that interaction right here. @tlo-l-w.bsky.social: Thought it was interesting how Finch stressed that scoring is not a problem, but playmaking is. Walking that fine line is hard to do
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
🎙️ ZANGGGGGGGG!!!!!
October 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
#Wolves up 72-63 over the #Nuggets at halftime, where both teams combined for 43 (!) free throws.

MIN played mostly 2nd and 3rd string rotation vs DEN 1st string 👀

-Naz Reid 10p, 4/6 fg, 12 min
-Bones 12p, 1r, 2a, 14 min (team-high)
-Shannon 7p, 2r, 3a, 7/8 ft
-Dillingham 5p, 2r, 4a
-DDV 8p, 6a
October 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Amazing stuff by @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social as usual! A must read ⤵️
September 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
For those of you not familiar with @wolvesradio.bsky.social's game ⤵️
September 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Honey, you've outdone yourself 😍
September 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
They're... beautiful....... 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
September 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
🎈🪅🎉 Our MVPhee turns 29 today 🎉🪅🎈
September 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
#Lynx trail 40-47 against the #Mercury in game 1 of the #WNBA semis

-McBride 12p, 3r, 1a
-Collier 11p, 3r, 2a,
-Williams 11p, 3r, 3a, 2s
-MIN 6/17 3p

-Thomas 16p, 3r, 3a, 2s
-Copper 11p; 5/7 fg
-PHX sets a new WNBA record with 42 paint pts
September 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Time to lock in, 24 & 2
September 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
#Lynx trail 31-36 against the #Valkyries, Minnesota missing a ton of open looks 😔

-Hiedeman 10p; 3/5 3p
-Collier 8p, 3r, 1a
-Williams 7p, 3r, 3a
-McBride 0p; 0/6 fg
-MIN shooting 31.4% fg

-Charles 10p, 5r
-Salaün 8p, 4r, 1a
-GSV winning pts in paint 22-8
September 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
#Lynx dominate the #Sky 96-71 as they continue to roll towards the postseason 💪

-Collier 25p, 3r, 3b; 7/10 fg, 23 min
-Hiedeman 20p, 3r, 10a; 4/5 3p
-Williams 15p, 3r, 9a, 2s; 7/10 fg
-Carrington left game (Minor shoulder injury)
-McBride DNP (Rest)

-Bueckers 17p, 2a; 7/14 fg
September 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
#Lynx lead 42-29 over the #Sun heading into the half

-Williams 11p, 5r; 3/3 3p
-Collier 8p, 4r, 2a, 1s, 2b
-MIN forced 9 TOV leading to 8p
-MIN winning 3p 7-1

-Mabrey 9p, 4r, 1a
-Charles 8p, 5r, 1a
-CON with 11 OREB leading to 10p
-CON winning pts in paint 20-10
August 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
#Lynx Head Coach Cheryl Reeve spoke on the horrifying school shooting that occurred in Minneapolis this morning 💭

(🎥 via @adukemn.bsky.social)
August 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM