Fun size snacks and treats are a complete misnomer. They are too small and therefore disappointing. Should be re-designated as “Sad Size” #funsize #sadsize

Trump rapidly trying to find others to blame for his failure to end a war he said he would end in 24 hours. He’s been played like a daft salmon.

Couldn't the US offer a trade for Greenland. Maybe a state like Wyoming - it's not got so many people. If Denmark doesn't fancy Wyoming they could try somewhere a bit warmer. Perhaps Texas? #greenland

This is the Chief supervising the spraying on of the sunshine on Leith. This has to be done regularly. #Leith #sunshineonleith

Listening to Steve Earle singing Tecumseh Valley, and drinking a cup of tea. I claim an early win at today’s life.