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Assigned Carl At Birth

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Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · Aug 1

2. My latest joint as Open Casket Soundsystem, "personal eschatologies" is ALSO out, and deeply unpleasant! For fans of....uhh

opencasketsoundsystem.bandcamp.com/album/person...

personal eschatologies, by Open Casket Soundsystem

2 track album

opencasketsoundsystem.bandcamp.com

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Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 11h

One thing about these anxiety meds is that they turn my guts to water all day

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 18h

Cw dad bod

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 18h

Courtesy of Dustin Charles Cleveland at Ritual Electric right here in beautiful Tvlse OK

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 18h

Oh i meant to tell you all about my new friend

A fresh (in all senses) tattoo of a cicada shell with fungus growing out of the breach hole. It's symbolic or something

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Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 1d

bell witch day

bellwitch.bandcamp.com/album/stygia...

Stygian Bough: Volume II, by BELL WITCH & AERIAL RUIN

4 track album

bellwitch.bandcamp.com

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 2d

THE CHICKENS ARE FINALLY COMING HOME TO ROOST

Ryan Walters is out & the investigation floodgates just opened. The Oklahoma AG launched a full audit of Walters’ entire tenure as Superintendent, and it’s about damn time.

Also the education dept website’s being scrubbed of his culture-war nonsense.
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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 2d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 2d

One Aux nr 29: PUMPKIN TIME BISH

A flyer for One Aux nr 29 at heirloom rustic ales. It's a closeup of a pumpkin with the following text superimposed: 8 October, 7-9pm, no cover, no terfs, no jerks. 20 minute sets from hanna glenn, specimen, darkhorsezombie, thunderwof. enjoy fine local brews and fine local music. 2113 e admiral blvd, tvlse. Very large but not super legible text is also imposed over the pumpkin image: "pumpkin time bish"

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 4d

Who up waxing they gibbous

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 4d

Probably gonna get a bunch of beers too, come hang

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 4d

Spending my whole paycheck on roman candles in an attempt to knock the earth out of orbit *just enough* to send us spiralling into the sun

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Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 4d

G O S P E L

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Kristina Cooke @kristinacooke.bsky.social · 4d

I spoke to a Venezuelan woman who was arrested in this raid and later released with her 4yo son. She said agents broke down their door, pointed guns at them and made sexualized remarks about Venezuelan women. When she returned to her apartment it was boarded up and all her possessions were gone.

Ted Hesson @tedhesson.bsky.social · 4d

US Border Patrol raid sweeps in citizens, families as Chicago crackdown intensifies, w/ @reneehickman.bsky.social @kristinacooke.bsky.social www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

US Border Patrol raid sweeps in citizens, families as Chicago crackdown intensifies

U.S. Border Patrol agents deployed to Chicago led a late-night raid on an apartment building this week, rappelling from helicopters onto rooftops and breaking down doors in an operation authorities said targeted gang members but which swept up U.S. citizens and families.

www.reuters.com

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Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 4d

This might do the trick!

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 4d

fuck this ghoulish stupid complacent fascist country and all the warmongers herein. fuck me too for feeling more powerless than energized.

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 5d

It is stupid in the way that i imagine a film made by high schoolers with a big budget would be

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 5d

I cannot be held responsible for my actions at any point much less after 1/2L of cdv

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 5d

They should make smaller bottles of creme de violette

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Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 5d

Die in darkness then

@cassie-vlodhammer.bsky.social has blocked me, apparently

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 5d

Mechanical Violator Hakaider!

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 5d

Man what the *fuck* is going on in this movie

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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 5d

The piss tank on the ISS is now 41% full.

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Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 5d

The elevator pitch for this movie: What if we made Tetsuo The Iron Man as a super sentai

Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 5d

Who up mechanically violating they hakaider

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Assigned Carl At Birth @cantocomics.bsky.social · 5d

This will perhaps evoke a similar reaction, though the frequencies are somewhat different

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