This is literally an @theonion.com headline
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This is literally an @theonion.com headline
5G giveth, 5G taketh away.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
5G giveth, 5G taketh away.
They can’t be held accountable for crimes committed while in office because they need to stop other Presidents committing crimes while in office.
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
They can’t be held accountable for crimes committed while in office because they need to stop other Presidents committing crimes while in office.
They’re certainly not getting that November whistle.
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
They’re certainly not getting that November whistle.
Reposted
Second worst thing that ever happened to JFK
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Second worst thing that ever happened to JFK
Either not up for re-election for 4 more years or retiring. This says to me there were more, but they’re running cover.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Either not up for re-election for 4 more years or retiring. This says to me there were more, but they’re running cover.
He just announced he’s running for reelection in Illinois.
July 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
He just announced he’s running for reelection in Illinois.
Oh no, the people who own short term rentals who don’t even live in Moab had a few vacancies last year. Better destroy Arches so they can afford a third house.
June 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Oh no, the people who own short term rentals who don’t even live in Moab had a few vacancies last year. Better destroy Arches so they can afford a third house.
Can’t believe Munich didn’t get an honorable mention.
June 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Can’t believe Munich didn’t get an honorable mention.
The new Infrastructure Week
June 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The new Infrastructure Week
A terrorist, you mean?
June 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A terrorist, you mean?
Some Dem House members just signed on to a letter of support for ICE. They’re still stuck in polling/focus group fantasy land and completely ignorant to the reality of the situation unfolding on the ground.
June 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Some Dem House members just signed on to a letter of support for ICE. They’re still stuck in polling/focus group fantasy land and completely ignorant to the reality of the situation unfolding on the ground.
Starts with the immigrants, but progressives and other agitators aren’t far behind. Constantly shifting the Overton window.
April 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Starts with the immigrants, but progressives and other agitators aren’t far behind. Constantly shifting the Overton window.
Something about heat and the kitchen.
April 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Something about heat and the kitchen.
Breaking News at 11: Person does the most obvious thing with public knowledge.
April 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Breaking News at 11: Person does the most obvious thing with public knowledge.
April 9 or 10th is going to be the worst of it this week if Trump doesn’t do a 180.
April 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
April 9 or 10th is going to be the worst of it this week if Trump doesn’t do a 180.
Because Congress is abdicating their constitutional power to the executive.
April 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Because Congress is abdicating their constitutional power to the executive.
Reaching 1984 levels of delusional propaganda with these press releases.
April 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Reaching 1984 levels of delusional propaganda with these press releases.
And weapons and human trafficking…
April 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
And weapons and human trafficking…
Means luck in Chinese 😅
April 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Means luck in Chinese 😅
Economy crashing in real time and NYT printing Hunter Biden cover. Nice. 👍
April 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Economy crashing in real time and NYT printing Hunter Biden cover. Nice. 👍