Nobody said I know how to use an oven 😶‍🌫️

But imagine if the oven turned itself off when it was done so you never burnt anything when you always got distracted. (And also it always made stuff crispy & delicious)

You will pry the air fryer from my cold dead hands. Ovens never make anything crispy enough.

There is nothing to fear; the worst is at our side and passing. Potential energy finds expression.

The nihilist par excellence dubs thee...