CapitolGiggles
@capitolgiggles.bsky.social
Reporting live from the immigrant balcony of American politics. Here for the chaos, the contradictions, and the comedy of it all.
Think Statler & Waldorf, but with a visa.
Think Statler & Waldorf, but with a visa.
An active shooter situation at Brown University, Rhode Island. Report of multiple victims 😔
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
An active shooter situation at Brown University, Rhode Island. Report of multiple victims 😔
Oh look, the flag’s on the ground, guess it finally caught up to the vibe of Trump’s presidency. So much for “America First”; even the flag said, “No thanks, I’ve been through enough.
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Oh look, the flag’s on the ground, guess it finally caught up to the vibe of Trump’s presidency. So much for “America First”; even the flag said, “No thanks, I’ve been through enough.
They preach “Christian values,” yet appeal against letting the deaf understand their words. Love your neighbor, unless it requires an interpreter, apparently.
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
They preach “Christian values,” yet appeal against letting the deaf understand their words. Love your neighbor, unless it requires an interpreter, apparently.
Trying to balance a ball… and my emotions. Neither is working but we’re trying 😂🐾 Almost Friday!
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Trying to balance a ball… and my emotions. Neither is working but we’re trying 😂🐾 Almost Friday!
No, Spotify, I won't change my mind…
October 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
No, Spotify, I won't change my mind…
T.F. Green: where your gate info loads faster than political spin. Appreciate the airport sticking to actual departures, not campaign departures from reality.
October 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
T.F. Green: where your gate info loads faster than political spin. Appreciate the airport sticking to actual departures, not campaign departures from reality.
Jeffrey Epstein Was a ‘Terrific Guy,’ Donald Trump Once Said.
October 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Jeffrey Epstein Was a ‘Terrific Guy,’ Donald Trump Once Said.
I asked ChatGPT for a picture of what’s happening in the US.
The fact that it didn’t just send back a burning dumpster is almost optimistic.
The fact that it didn’t just send back a burning dumpster is almost optimistic.
September 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I asked ChatGPT for a picture of what’s happening in the US.
The fact that it didn’t just send back a burning dumpster is almost optimistic.
The fact that it didn’t just send back a burning dumpster is almost optimistic.