CapnDonkey (not a real Cap'n OR a real Donkey)
@capndonkey.bsky.social
Bored Gen-Xer trying to fill the void before I return to it.
Americans when a business changes their logo.
October 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Americans when a business changes their logo.
My Hometown!
June 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My Hometown!
this, honestly. I'm not expecting there to be any more elections. I hope I'm wrong.
May 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
this, honestly. I'm not expecting there to be any more elections. I hope I'm wrong.
I have almost extreme "Talk To Me" face. Every airport bar becomes a friendly chat. Every shared barstool yields a story. People are my business, so small talk never really bothers me. It's a nice way to pass the time and a great way to brush up on soft skills like active listening.
April 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I have almost extreme "Talk To Me" face. Every airport bar becomes a friendly chat. Every shared barstool yields a story. People are my business, so small talk never really bothers me. It's a nice way to pass the time and a great way to brush up on soft skills like active listening.
Talk is cheap. Fucking do something already. I'm sick of Democrats with strong opinions and weak fucking spines.
Stop talking and do your fucking jobs.
Stop talking and do your fucking jobs.
April 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Talk is cheap. Fucking do something already. I'm sick of Democrats with strong opinions and weak fucking spines.
Stop talking and do your fucking jobs.
Stop talking and do your fucking jobs.
The time is LONG past to keep asking "what will Trump do to lose MAGA supporters" and start realizing "Trump can not do ANYTHING to lose supporters, ever" and stop fucking pushing rightwards to court these cult members.
April 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The time is LONG past to keep asking "what will Trump do to lose MAGA supporters" and start realizing "Trump can not do ANYTHING to lose supporters, ever" and stop fucking pushing rightwards to court these cult members.
"Low Income births are drain on tax systems and we should not be encouraging them. They are not the right people"
Well, who ARE the "right people?"
"Oh, you know." *stands up and screams the 14 words directly into the camera until they cut his mic"
Why do we still platform these people?
Well, who ARE the "right people?"
"Oh, you know." *stands up and screams the 14 words directly into the camera until they cut his mic"
Why do we still platform these people?
April 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"Low Income births are drain on tax systems and we should not be encouraging them. They are not the right people"
Well, who ARE the "right people?"
"Oh, you know." *stands up and screams the 14 words directly into the camera until they cut his mic"
Why do we still platform these people?
Well, who ARE the "right people?"
"Oh, you know." *stands up and screams the 14 words directly into the camera until they cut his mic"
Why do we still platform these people?
The question is no longer "What can he do to lose supporters?" and should be "What will it take for his opponents to realize that he will never lose supporters?"
April 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The question is no longer "What can he do to lose supporters?" and should be "What will it take for his opponents to realize that he will never lose supporters?"
The "I paid for MY college" crowd except with abject human suffering as some bizarre hazing ritual just for being born.
April 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The "I paid for MY college" crowd except with abject human suffering as some bizarre hazing ritual just for being born.
*FOX Exec* "Alright guys, Trump is pushing for sweatshops, so WE'RE pushing for sweatshops. How can we dupe these idiots into this?"
"We can call white collar work effeminate! Say it's a woman's work to NOT be chained to a machine in a factory!"
"Give that very tall man a raise"
"We can call white collar work effeminate! Say it's a woman's work to NOT be chained to a machine in a factory!"
"Give that very tall man a raise"
April 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
*FOX Exec* "Alright guys, Trump is pushing for sweatshops, so WE'RE pushing for sweatshops. How can we dupe these idiots into this?"
"We can call white collar work effeminate! Say it's a woman's work to NOT be chained to a machine in a factory!"
"Give that very tall man a raise"
"We can call white collar work effeminate! Say it's a woman's work to NOT be chained to a machine in a factory!"
"Give that very tall man a raise"
I know we all want a different outcome, but we're living in his reality now. This is all we get.
March 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I know we all want a different outcome, but we're living in his reality now. This is all we get.
He'll bleed us dry and then move to Germany and start over with buying his way to the top of the AfD party (which he's actively funding) or he'll move to the UK and buy his way to the top of the UK Conservative Party with Nigel Farage (which he is also actively doing).
February 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He'll bleed us dry and then move to Germany and start over with buying his way to the top of the AfD party (which he's actively funding) or he'll move to the UK and buy his way to the top of the UK Conservative Party with Nigel Farage (which he is also actively doing).
He isn't about fixing. He's buying his way in to eliminate of any legal/moral/ethical roadblocks in order to exploit capitalism to the fullest extent and enrich himself. If the entire American government and dooming the future of our country is the cost for his greed, he does not care.
February 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He isn't about fixing. He's buying his way in to eliminate of any legal/moral/ethical roadblocks in order to exploit capitalism to the fullest extent and enrich himself. If the entire American government and dooming the future of our country is the cost for his greed, he does not care.
The only "puppygirl" I recognize as legit:
February 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The only "puppygirl" I recognize as legit:
That's the play. Pretend they don't exist and give them zero attention/validation. It's literally all they want is to be noticed and confronted and if you look through them they wither.
January 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
That's the play. Pretend they don't exist and give them zero attention/validation. It's literally all they want is to be noticed and confronted and if you look through them they wither.
Nancy Pelosi about to have her offed. Can't let AOC turn off the free money hose for politicians by banning stock manipulation and insider trading!
January 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Nancy Pelosi about to have her offed. Can't let AOC turn off the free money hose for politicians by banning stock manipulation and insider trading!
We've seen this movie a few times too many to feel anything but resigned dread.
January 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We've seen this movie a few times too many to feel anything but resigned dread.
Woody, I think you'd win at least 6 games throwing to Higgins and Chase. That has to factor in somewhere. Completing passes to the best 1-2 receiving core in football isn't MVP worthy in my book. But that's just me.
December 30, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Woody, I think you'd win at least 6 games throwing to Higgins and Chase. That has to factor in somewhere. Completing passes to the best 1-2 receiving core in football isn't MVP worthy in my book. But that's just me.
The Clinton Friends Jobs Program™ has been going strong for decades.
December 4, 2024 at 5:33 PM
The Clinton Friends Jobs Program™ has been going strong for decades.