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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism

@capnjackresists.bsky.social

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Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · Dec 10

Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.

Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.

Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.

That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h

Point is, he's no amateur.

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💫⭐️N. Jules⭐️💫 @northjules.bsky.social · 13h

Gavin Newsom sounding the alarm on Trump stealing elections and him receiving “Trump 2028” hats.😡

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 4h

But still no reason not to go forward with it in 2026.

Beats doing nothing.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 5h

By next year we will need to mobilize poll-watchers in every single precinct to keep an independent tally, to compare the "official" government numbers with.

Also poll watcher need to take video of everything, especially of WHO collects the ballot boxes.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 6h

Top 5 most dangerous states in America:

1. Louisiana
2. Mississippi
3. Texas
4. Florida
5. Arkansas

Notice anything?

www.newsweek.com/map-most-dan...

Map reveals most dangerous states in the US

A new study comparing the safety of all 50 states in America has found that Louisiana, Mississippi and Texas are the three most dangerous states in the U.S.

www.newsweek.com

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 7h

When the regime becomes Animal Farm, protest accordingly.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 7h

Fitzgerald went after the mafia and bin Laden, got Gov. Ryan on corruption charges.

You could say he knows a thing or two about going after absolute pieces of shit.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 7h

What would Jesus do?

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 7h

MAGA storms the Capitol, assault police officers, demand to execute Trump's own vice president.

Trump: They're tourists. We love them.

Portland has dancing protesters in animal costumes.

Trump: Portland is war ravaged. I call them the enemy within.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 7h

I saw that.

Fucking epic.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 7h

Protesting is an American, Constitutionally protected right.

Invading U.S. cities with the military is traitorous, Stalinesque ANTI-American fascist terrorism.

So GO FUCK YOURSELF with your "America First!" bullshit.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 7h

Authoritarians are weak. Trump is weak.

We got your back, Gov.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 7h

Pepe ain't got nothing on Portland Frog.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 7h

Hegseth: WE ARE THE WAR DEPARTMENT! OUR WARFIGHTERS KILL THE ENEMY WITH EXTREME LETHALITY!

Portland: (air-humping cartoon frog)

www.youtube.com/shorts/c6xYz...

A frog just defeated ICE. Somewhere Pepe is crying.

YouTube video by Adam Parkhomenko

www.youtube.com

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 8h

Imagine using the Presidency like a personal ATM, making billions of crypto, then depriving paychecks from everyday Americans who are already struggling to pay bills and buy groceries.

Even Satan's like, "Wow, that's a bit much."

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 8h

There is no shortage of words to describe these fucking monsters.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 8h

It's hard to think of anything more depraved and evil--than taking pleasure in kidnapping mothers and fathers, tearing horrified children from their parents, all so you can dress up, create social media content, and splurge on the fawning adoration of your sick fascism-porn addicted fans.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 8h

Trump: DEMOCRAT CITIES ARE WAR ZONES! THEY ARE THE ENEMY WITHIN!

Signalgate Pete: We are the WAR DEPARTMENT! WE ARE WARFIGHTERS! WE KILL THE ENEMY WITH MAXIMUM LETHALITY!

ICE: BUT DADDY ALL THE RESTAURANTS HATE US! THEY WON'T LET US GO POTTY! WAAAAH!

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 8h

She's so vapid the windy city just blew her over.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 8h

I have a feeling he's had his ass kicked by little girls before.

And if he's never been, sigh. Such wasted teachable moments.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 8h

Go suck a lemon, Clark C*nt.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 8h

Her head's so full of air she'd just float away like some dumb shiny balloon.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 9h

Scam Bondi committed, multiple times over, what Fat Orange Hitler is trying to accuse James Comey of: lying to the government.

Steve Benen @stevebenen.com · 10h

AG Pam Bondi was unprofessional and partisan, but most importantly, she was evasive, refusing to answer good questions she didn’t like.

Fortunately, Adam Schiff kept the receipts. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

AG Pam Bondi refused to answer key questions, and Adam Schiff kept the receipts

Over several hours, the attorney general was unprofessional and partisan, but most importantly, she was evasive, rejecting important lines of inquiry.

www.msnbc.com

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 9h

Comey's a former Deputy AG and US atty for the SDNY. He has more legal IQ in his pinky toe than all of Trump's lawfare puppets combined.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 9h

Blue cities are minding their own business, exercising Constitutionally protected freedoms. "WAR RAVAGED" is not a thing you delusional Nazi fucks.

Trump's ISIS barges in anyway, unprovoked, to violate Constitutional and human rights. It's rapey. It's the most anti-American in our history.