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Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving

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Thwarting the celebration of the spoils of colonialism through gluttony and sportsball.

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Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · 1d

I think the bigger issue here is pot is pervasive, and the testing is shit.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · 1d

White folks are lining up to harvest food.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · 1d

You are defending ‘I only received a massage.’

There is no space for minors giving old men massage. It was human trafficking.

It was profit center exploiting children.

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Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · 1d

Family farmers can suck it. No pity.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · 1d

Family farmers can suck it. No pity.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · 10d

Republicans are the new Catholics.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · 12d

Movies that we didn’t need.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · 28d

People have guns for power and fear. In either cases your liberty suffers when guns are present.

Guns are penises. We don’t really require them at all anymore. But they are pointing at you now.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Sep 6

if Chicago is a police state and the military action impedes voting, Illinois is lost.

Who will stop this? Senate republicans are busy giving Trump handjobs on JD’s couch.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Aug 29

He makes more than six figures. Continue to vent.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Aug 28

Throwing explosives in lakes to see the fish die is a thing in crackerland too don’t ya know.

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Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Aug 28

Love more. Don’t be that person.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Aug 28

You rock

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Aug 27

Is k pop demon hunters a meddling kids situation?

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Aug 27

Zombie vampire crossroads was not a sequel or reboot? I mean it was great and all but it is a smash up of been there done that too.

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Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Aug 27

The crime rate doubles when the melon felon is in town.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Aug 27

If you can’t beat Subaru and Caterpillar at fenders, you suck. You certainly don’t have a six figure design. Dumpster truck clusterfuck.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Aug 19

The zoom call experience was shit. Totally cheap and annoying.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Jul 26

Canada will do just fine. Americans will pay more for things made out of wood and petroleum. That’s everything except maple syrup and most of these folks are using brown corn syrup anyways.

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Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Jul 25

Look at the fenders and tell me this is not a construction/agricultural level effort at design.

For over 100k, you need to beat Subaru at fenders.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Jul 25

Alligator Aushwitz

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Jul 19

There are flight logs. There are lists.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Jul 8

Turn teenage ladies on to Nina please. Spread Simone.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Jul 8

It’s racist theatre for the crackers’ delight dude.

Godzilla Raids Thanksgiving @capnkenny.bsky.social · Jul 6

FEMA will come through for Texas. Wait until Illinois needs help.