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Captain Kink
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You’re friendly neighbourhood kinkster.

No posts/photo/followers in common = blocked; let’s not do that.
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Read your own sources sugar, they are saying what I way saying.
Putting water out ✅
Force feeding water ❌

If your are going to cite a source, read it first.

But please, do continue proving me right.
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
CW: Sloppy hole pic
#sfw #pun
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I may have treated myself to a new helmet too
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
About Comicon today…and my “Not ‘Lego Master Builder’ but ‘Leather Master Builder’” cosplay. Many people asked and laughed once they got it - especially Neil Newbon!

Big thanks to @mrriegillio.bsky.social for speeding the accessories to me in time for the big day.
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
First time putting it on blind
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Why yes, I did turn a Lego sort and store head into a wearable helmet with a Dremel (never used before) and hot glue gun.

Just call me Anthea!

Later you’ll see the full Comicon Pun-centric Look (once my friend passes me me 3D printed accessories)
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Tadaaa
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s not quite sunk in that I go to a ComiCon tomorrow!
Or that I’m making my first cosplay the night before, with tools I’ve never used before, with just a rough thought in my mind and a fucktonne of gay audacity.
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Someone please make it so!

Wanna be a brain drained, balls drained, udderly drooling Moopup.
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Found this whilst looking for a different sofa…not sure if it’s ’too busy’ or ‘just busy enough’
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Another musical put to bed…time for a little hedgerow sloe gin to end that chapter.
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
…but I did recolour my hair earlier so at least I’m brightly coloured and discombobulated.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
We hit a spicy 5mm today.
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
As a reward for all the cleaning and tidying today…I made a right mess with some new toys.
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Cleaning the house the best way I know how…in rubber!
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’m not into Bluey, not a furry nor AB but something about this tickles something in me…maybe the model?
October 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Best Amazon sale purchase?
Cheap projector for bedroom ceiling batefuel!
October 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Chilling out:
- fire lit
- piano music playing softly
- kitty snuggles
- trousers off
- reading nerd stuff
October 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“Dress for the job you want”

So I want to be a rubber butt slut today.
October 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Ikea discontinued my (Bargain Corner) chair a while ago so I could no longer get new covers.
So I went searching online for the patterns to sew my own…and found a company who made them.
Who had a purple velour option.

Rude not to!
October 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Spent yesterday tending to my friends Elder Statescat who has entered her regeneration phase.
Still a bundle of love & appreciation, just with too many years in her bones.

Snuggle your buddies 😿
October 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Got all muggle-togged for a swanky night out.
October 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
It’s sad that this is me, but it continues to “…in constant fear of being physically/verbally/psychologically abused for no reason, resulting in the predisposition that everything is my fault and people in positions of power/authority are always coming for, unhappy with or picking fault with me”
October 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Today is not the one. So I’m having half an hour in the sun pretending I’m someone else, somewhere else.
September 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM