Cap'n Smite
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First time I've seen the new Playmates Power Rangers Dinozords out in the wild. Didn't realize they were this big. I guess that $20 price tag is justified
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
First time I've seen the new Playmates Power Rangers Dinozords out in the wild. Didn't realize they were this big. I guess that $20 price tag is justified
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm not in NYC, but damn... that's a nice, big moon.
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I'm not in NYC, but damn... that's a nice, big moon.
Re: the time change
November 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Re: the time change
Shut Fortnite down. It's peaked. It's never going to get better than this.
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Shut Fortnite down. It's peaked. It's never going to get better than this.
Again, I ask: if only a single service being unavailable can cause this kind of disruption and loss across the entire planet, WHY is so much of the Internet dependent on just one service? Where are the fucking backups or alternatives?
www.cnn.com/business/liv...
www.cnn.com/business/liv...
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Again, I ask: if only a single service being unavailable can cause this kind of disruption and loss across the entire planet, WHY is so much of the Internet dependent on just one service? Where are the fucking backups or alternatives?
www.cnn.com/business/liv...
www.cnn.com/business/liv...
Reminder that block lists exist on Bsky, and are a great thing to subscribe to
October 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reminder that block lists exist on Bsky, and are a great thing to subscribe to
Things are only gonna get worse financially for everyone under a certain income level for the foreseeable future.
Exhibit A: Hamburger Helper ad on Reddit. Didn't click it. I know they'll say some bullshit about it being "so good". But the real answer is because it's cheap, and people are broke.
Exhibit A: Hamburger Helper ad on Reddit. Didn't click it. I know they'll say some bullshit about it being "so good". But the real answer is because it's cheap, and people are broke.
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Things are only gonna get worse financially for everyone under a certain income level for the foreseeable future.
Exhibit A: Hamburger Helper ad on Reddit. Didn't click it. I know they'll say some bullshit about it being "so good". But the real answer is because it's cheap, and people are broke.
Exhibit A: Hamburger Helper ad on Reddit. Didn't click it. I know they'll say some bullshit about it being "so good". But the real answer is because it's cheap, and people are broke.
Meanwhile, members of the AEW announce team:
October 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Meanwhile, members of the AEW announce team:
I clicked the "Contact Us" link on a website, and it wanted to go straight to sending an email. I will never understand the logic behind this "use another app" suggestion #Android #technology #smartphone
September 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I clicked the "Contact Us" link on a website, and it wanted to go straight to sending an email. I will never understand the logic behind this "use another app" suggestion #Android #technology #smartphone
Fighting the urge reeeeeeally hard to get this printed on a shirt
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Fighting the urge reeeeeeally hard to get this printed on a shirt
I've had to start wearing my regular shoe along with my medical boot around the house, because I was too lopsided. I feel like Archie Bunker.
September 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I've had to start wearing my regular shoe along with my medical boot around the house, because I was too lopsided. I feel like Archie Bunker.
I had to look this one up. Very glad I did.
September 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I had to look this one up. Very glad I did.
SMDH, people keep decorating for Christmas earlier and earlier every year...
September 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
SMDH, people keep decorating for Christmas earlier and earlier every year...
More evidence that this is the fucking stupidest possible world. I know I'm the idiot that bought it, but why the fuck does a bed need Internet capability at all?!
September 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
More evidence that this is the fucking stupidest possible world. I know I'm the idiot that bought it, but why the fuck does a bed need Internet capability at all?!
