Tom Duncan
@capntom.bsky.social
The getting on for ancient mariner.
Maritime Law, Freeman of the Land Law, Magna Carta, Poe’s Law, The Law of Diminishing Returns, Sod’s Law or The Law of he who smelt it dealt it. 🤷♂️
Every one as likely an answer as anything that might come from the Whitehouse.
Every one as likely an answer as anything that might come from the Whitehouse.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Maritime Law, Freeman of the Land Law, Magna Carta, Poe’s Law, The Law of Diminishing Returns, Sod’s Law or The Law of he who smelt it dealt it. 🤷♂️
Every one as likely an answer as anything that might come from the Whitehouse.
Every one as likely an answer as anything that might come from the Whitehouse.
Will the Guardian headline writers ever stop writing stupid headlines ?
The answer is also, no.
The answer is also, no.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Will the Guardian headline writers ever stop writing stupid headlines ?
The answer is also, no.
The answer is also, no.
Hateful idiots have already prepared two comments to copy & paste if someone they disagree with appears on social media.
“Where’s your poppy ! 🤬”
&
“How dare you wear that poppy ! 🤬”
“Where’s your poppy ! 🤬”
&
“How dare you wear that poppy ! 🤬”
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Hateful idiots have already prepared two comments to copy & paste if someone they disagree with appears on social media.
“Where’s your poppy ! 🤬”
&
“How dare you wear that poppy ! 🤬”
“Where’s your poppy ! 🤬”
&
“How dare you wear that poppy ! 🤬”
Bluesky is just strange. I have made my own feed, only of yourself and the people who take an interest in your quizzes, but your quizzes never ever appear ! I only get the posts where you tag everyone in and then I have to scroll back from there. It’s just weird.
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Bluesky is just strange. I have made my own feed, only of yourself and the people who take an interest in your quizzes, but your quizzes never ever appear ! I only get the posts where you tag everyone in and then I have to scroll back from there. It’s just weird.
Is any of this 💩 ever going to make sense ?
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Is any of this 💩 ever going to make sense ?
White goods are the mind killer.
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
White goods are the mind killer.
Saw them live twice. First when they were struggling to make it big, they were excellent, and then again after the release of their “Live & Dangerous” LP, then it seemed like they were just going through the motions and gave a distinctly disappointing performance.
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Saw them live twice. First when they were struggling to make it big, they were excellent, and then again after the release of their “Live & Dangerous” LP, then it seemed like they were just going through the motions and gave a distinctly disappointing performance.
Saving this to enjoy when I’m sober.
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Saving this to enjoy when I’m sober.
I found half of one under my teenage son’s bed and I’m pretty sure it has it’s own chapter in the biological weapons convention.
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I found half of one under my teenage son’s bed and I’m pretty sure it has it’s own chapter in the biological weapons convention.
This is the longest thread I have ever read and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it. Looking forward to the next instalment.
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is the longest thread I have ever read and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it. Looking forward to the next instalment.
The silence is unsurprising, none of us have a clue. You’ve a bit of a knotty one there, good luck ! 😂
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The silence is unsurprising, none of us have a clue. You’ve a bit of a knotty one there, good luck ! 😂
Marvellously good reads, all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Marvellously good reads, all of them.
I found it while flicking through channels and was convinced I had happened on some new edgy comedy show. My jaw dropped !
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I found it while flicking through channels and was convinced I had happened on some new edgy comedy show. My jaw dropped !
Everyone is being deliberately distracted by this chemical weapons nonsense to hide the fact that the sandwich attack was nuclear in nature. James Joyce warned us all when he wrote “Three quarks for mustard, Mark !”
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Everyone is being deliberately distracted by this chemical weapons nonsense to hide the fact that the sandwich attack was nuclear in nature. James Joyce warned us all when he wrote “Three quarks for mustard, Mark !”
I’ve been living in fear of being persecuted by the gutter press ever since it was discovered that Rolf Harris was a wrong’un, because I once saw him in a Xmas pantomime. 🫣
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’ve been living in fear of being persecuted by the gutter press ever since it was discovered that Rolf Harris was a wrong’un, because I once saw him in a Xmas pantomime. 🫣
The lunatic fringe of the Tories are like those old “drinking bird” toys. They look at Reform, think they might like a taste of that particular grift, dip their beaks in and……no, no, no, can’t get out fast enough.
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The lunatic fringe of the Tories are like those old “drinking bird” toys. They look at Reform, think they might like a taste of that particular grift, dip their beaks in and……no, no, no, can’t get out fast enough.
I once slept over on a friend’s couch. In the morning their young boy ran into the living room, saw my feet sticking out from under the duvet and ran out again squealing excitedly “Mum, Dad, there’s a hobbit on the sofa !”
November 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I once slept over on a friend’s couch. In the morning their young boy ran into the living room, saw my feet sticking out from under the duvet and ran out again squealing excitedly “Mum, Dad, there’s a hobbit on the sofa !”
That’s so awful, my condolences.
November 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
That’s so awful, my condolences.
It was exported from the UK to the USA. England mostly then forgot all about it. It was never forgotten in Scotland where the celebration of Halloween has remained. We called “Trick or Treating”, an imported American term, “Guising” when I did it as a child in the 1960’s
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It was exported from the UK to the USA. England mostly then forgot all about it. It was never forgotten in Scotland where the celebration of Halloween has remained. We called “Trick or Treating”, an imported American term, “Guising” when I did it as a child in the 1960’s
I’m guessing……..
Down, mostly.
Down, mostly.
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I’m guessing……..
Down, mostly.
Down, mostly.
We’re HOW far through the looking glass now ?
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We’re HOW far through the looking glass now ?
What are those barrels made of, overcooked spaghetti ?
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What are those barrels made of, overcooked spaghetti ?
That’s not a crab, that’s a bloody Prador first child !
October 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
That’s not a crab, that’s a bloody Prador first child !