I genuinely wish I had even a fraction of George Soros's power. And no I don't mean the money (though that would be nice too). I mean the ability to somehow be the reason for every conservative's bad day. I aspire to that level, truly.

The biggest one I've seen was how they were surprised on how we don't call the Police when something happens because the cops do more harm than good. Their shock and fear for US after talking about our Police Brutality problem was palpable 😂😭

I don't know how well Keith Urban can act, but he's one hell of a performer, so I'd watch it! 😅

Yeah that's a whole side of Elon most people don't know about. He genuinely believes in multiple levels of eugenics. From just plain WEIRD stuff like this to full on N*zi level of things too. It's probably among the deepest parts of the Elon Iceburg.

I'm so tired already...

The Siren's call... is to tech support. <3

Is this RFK Jr.'s appointment not Quid Pro Quo? He backed out of the raced because he was pulling votes from Trump, so Trump is thanking him with a Cabinet appointment. Am I misunderstanding something?

It's a lot kinder here.

Have a Corgi in a small hat!

Since Salah was hired by the Packers following Rogers having him fired, there's a universe out there where - in the same year, Salah will be carrying the Lombardi trophy through Green Bay while Rogers sits angry and alone in New York.

I strongly dislike the Packers, but that thought gives me life😂

Literally the only reason I still use Twitter. Genuinely can't wait!