Bartending again means my friends get to expect 2am texts from me

The irritating thing about German is that even eight years into speaking it I still find myself having to look up things like what gender a bite guard is just to do menial tasks like call my dentist

Honestly I’d find New Orleans a very livable city if it wasn’t for the regular hurricanes and the fact that I’ve seen 1-10 near or actual car crashes every day since I got here

One star reviews are such an unappreciated genre of comedy

Here only because I got too sad reading the other place

The look on euro academics faces when I tell them I’ll earn more and have better benefits writing my dissertation on unemployment here than I would as a “fully funded” grad student in the US