capt-paradise.bsky.social
@capt-paradise.bsky.social
Bristol's best dressed drummer.
Any cravats?
January 19, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Won’t anyone think of us metrosexuals? 😢
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
What fresh hell is this?
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I've left all mine to Fesshole :-)

The right wing stoke up the inheritance tax issue & way too many people have no idea that it won't effect them in the slightest. Funny that....
January 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
A lot of people don't realise the vast majority of us don't have to pay inheritance tax in the UK.
www.gov.uk/inheritance-...
How Inheritance Tax works: thresholds, rules and allowances
Inheritance Tax (IHT) is paid when a person's estate is worth more than £325,000 when they die - exemptions, passing on property. Sometimes known as death duties.
www.gov.uk
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I do this all the time and I love it. Hair clippings do not end up stuck on you unless you have some kind of luxurious bath oil, which would be crazy because it would be horrible on your freshly shaved face.
December 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
or, as DPD did, put in with the recycling before it had been collected.

It didn't end well
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You can't even celebrate Festivus in this country because of yada yada yada.....

;-)
December 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
You can see this this Thursday 18th on Pointswest, right towards the end I expect.
December 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
he has a regular one that will give you the worst indigestion if you have more than a half :-)
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There goes your peace prize.
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
One of the worst beer's I've ever had was a cherry stout by Stroud brewery, grim. Like a 'smoked' pint I had at Elmer's other pub that at first was quite nice and then gradually went from being like smokey bacon crips in a pint to tasting like an ash tray.

Whatever happened to a nice pint of mild?
December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Ha ha! Maybe insist they lend us some models for the next gig.
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM