Derp McDerpypænts
captain-derpy.bsky.social
Derp McDerpypænts
@captain-derpy.bsky.social
Must be a circus in town.
The current regime is not planning to leave.
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
It’s not just him, though. He’s a figurehead, and a clown to draw attention away from the real evildoers, namely the people working to implement p2025.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
There is a saying that we should not attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity. However, the jury is still out as to which of the two is more destructive. Both at the same time, though, is this. 🤦
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Something something… human centipede…. (Cf South Park parody of Apple TOS)
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I am glad to know I'm not the only one. It's at the point I can't stand his freakin face unless it's an editorial cartoon making him out to be a TACO. It's not that I hate him so much as that his expressions are usually at least one of: smarmy, smug, idiotic, and bluffing.
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
'sok. I am still not sorry for what Luigi did, and the knowledge that I am not loved by hand-wringing "moderates." I saw a bumper sticker recently that sums it up for most of us, I'm already going to hell. At this point it's go big or go home!"
June 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’m crying, omg! 🤣
June 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I admire your optimism that we will still be able to vote by that point.
May 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We have a winner! Also the taxpayers will probably foot the bill that the “library” charges to carry the Secret Service agents.
May 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Yeah so can we also overturn the Citizens United ruling? Because that’s the root cause IMHO
May 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Holy…. I have never wanted a daki until now.
May 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM