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♠️ Captain Mackerel 🍉
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he/him / aroace / ADHD / 18
First-Year Vanderbilt student and very afraid.

Amateur furry/horror artist and bug-obsessed lunatic. Wants to make a horror game, but probably won’t.
Also very normal about Rain World and DELTARUNE.
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If you're ever in an Irish speaking part of Ireland (Gaeltacht), and you see a mother with her child, tell her, "Ith an páiste." It's a beautiful way of saying, "Your motherhood glows with radiance and grace." There is no English equivalent for this so give it a go! thepenguinsaurus last time i trusted an irish guy i walked home at 4am with my bra in my handbag so lets see *google translate screenshot* "Ith an páiste ➡️ Eat the child"
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
"Gorillas can be killed by land mines placed along forest paths." despazito i was reading wikipedia about threats to gorilla conservation and i am deeply ashamed to admit that the mental image upon reading that a gorilla could step on a landmine made me laugh murkmen this reads like a video game loading screen
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
Parent to their ladder obsessed child: why can't you like music or girls or something
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
Very cool thanks Smithsonian magazine
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
captain-mackerel.bsky.social
Depends on the kind of elf.
Wood Elves? Deer.
High Elves? Some kind of bird, probably.
Christmas Elves? Penguins.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
captain-mackerel.bsky.social
Tysm!!!!! I’m really happy with how this turned out, and it’s great to see other people enjoy it!
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM