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CaptainAssholay
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Bustin makes me feel good in that the bustin is ejaculation, nothing related to ghostbusters. Ghostbuster cosplay is for losers which I am NOT. I do NOT cosplay ghostbusters, I have NOT spent several THOUSAND dollars on GHOSTBUSTERS COSPLAY.
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October 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm equally happy for and jealous of that you guys have a cool local shopkeeper
September 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Another sign that our country is a failure is that we sided with barbecue instead of ketchup chips
September 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
That's a weird ass fucking take dude
September 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Haha yea ok
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What the fucking kind of fuck is this?
September 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Can we solve this with violence?
September 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
EDC lists and the associated subreddit are paid shills for big cargo pant.
August 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Reposted by CaptainAssholay
These “faith leaders” not only have influence over politicians but they are working in coordination with them. They have gone tech savvy (think Peter Thiel) and distribute their talking points through churches around the world. #Project2025
August 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Fuck off are you fucking serious. Shut the fuck up with this bullshit.
August 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sweet Jesus the fidelity

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August 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Do you like having skin JD?
June 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I thought you already had one have I not been loud enough in my zealous proclamations about them. Sorry for your bhole you should get one for future use regardless xoxo
May 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ahaahahhaaahahahahahahaaahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhaaha
May 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Her whole family should be in jail at the very least
May 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
@jordanmorris.bsky.social preemptive happy birthday man, you're great.
May 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Uncommon name, don't trust it. This is sound advice
May 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM