Captain Awkward
@captainawkward.bsky.social
Advice blogger, soon-to-be-author. You may remember me as CAwkward on that other site, but I have reclaimed my full title and powers! Here to make new internets to push the bad internets down.
May my late mother-in-law’s curse land at long last.
February 4, 2026 at 2:15 PM
May my late mother-in-law’s curse land at long last.
Resist this face. I dare you.
February 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Resist this face. I dare you.
Someone has developed a meow that sounds like “hello” and it is creepy as hell, especially drifting up the hall in the wee hours.
February 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Someone has developed a meow that sounds like “hello” and it is creepy as hell, especially drifting up the hall in the wee hours.
When I shot this video I didn’t know there were two more lurking
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
When I shot this video I didn’t know there were two more lurking
What is happening
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 PM
What is happening
Not mad, just disappointed
January 25, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Not mad, just disappointed
Posting a car picture I took
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Posting a car picture I took
My mom is 80!
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM
My mom is 80!
I’m in central Massachusetts for a few days. I’m 60 points ahead in the game of rummy my mom & will play for the next three days. My dad’s VHS collection is still dadding it up.
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I’m in central Massachusetts for a few days. I’m 60 points ahead in the game of rummy my mom & will play for the next three days. My dad’s VHS collection is still dadding it up.
The Wheeled Boxes of Abandonment (suitcases) are out and Henrietta is Not Okay
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The Wheeled Boxes of Abandonment (suitcases) are out and Henrietta is Not Okay
Places to go, chikkens to eet
January 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Places to go, chikkens to eet
The Time Knife, we’ve all seen it Henrietta
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The Time Knife, we’ve all seen it Henrietta
See what I mean
January 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
See what I mean
“Churu” maps perfectly to “Hero” in songs if you happen to be singing to cats who are holding out for a hero who will feed them a Churu.
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
“Churu” maps perfectly to “Hero” in songs if you happen to be singing to cats who are holding out for a hero who will feed them a Churu.
I got the bean cult cookbook for Christmas and now I’ve got the big green pot out & am taking her for a spin with some (not cult-sourced) cannellinis that will become a a garlicky dip & some pasta e fagioli for dinner later.
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I got the bean cult cookbook for Christmas and now I’ve got the big green pot out & am taking her for a spin with some (not cult-sourced) cannellinis that will become a a garlicky dip & some pasta e fagioli for dinner later.
Alas it has been 30 years* since Möther last petted me, I am so alone, will no one take pity on a poor neglected tiger?”
*seconds
*seconds
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Alas it has been 30 years* since Möther last petted me, I am so alone, will no one take pity on a poor neglected tiger?”
*seconds
*seconds
The look of outrage is because he woke himself up with his own farts. WTF indeed, my gassy son. WTF indeed.
December 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The look of outrage is because he woke himself up with his own farts. WTF indeed, my gassy son. WTF indeed.
@meganstielstra.bsky.social I really liked your essay. #feelings (@jeremydnichols.bsky.social gives good gifts.)
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
@meganstielstra.bsky.social I really liked your essay. #feelings (@jeremydnichols.bsky.social gives good gifts.)
Christmas vibes only
(No thoughts)(No prayers)
(No thoughts)(No prayers)
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Christmas vibes only
(No thoughts)(No prayers)
(No thoughts)(No prayers)
I recently caught up with my first ever friend (pictured circa 1976, she’s got the cheeks, I’ve got the hair) and it feels great. The things she remembers!
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I recently caught up with my first ever friend (pictured circa 1976, she’s got the cheeks, I’ve got the hair) and it feels great. The things she remembers!
It did not disappoint. Gonna need to make more stuffed peppers.
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It did not disappoint. Gonna need to make more stuffed peppers.
My late mother-in-law made us Christmas ornaments for years, I think we can agree that this is some of her best work. Miss her.
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My late mother-in-law made us Christmas ornaments for years, I think we can agree that this is some of her best work. Miss her.
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
RIP, Jeremy’s Will To Live
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
RIP, Jeremy’s Will To Live