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@captainblitz.bsky.social
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He/Him || electrical engineer, science enjoyer and occasional digital artist. Will shitpost any moment, you've been warned. || Free Palestine 🇵🇸 || #BlackLivesMatter Now & Always.
...alright ya got me im basic
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
whats goin on its yo boi moistpenis
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I was gonna make a witty joke about Twitter, but I realized moments like this happen on there
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Fuck you YouTube.
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
an attempt was made
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I am horrible at this
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
20 years...
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I made you a virtual Jack-O-Lantern :)
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
update: this is the greatest anime ever made.
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
yeah I'm into BDSM
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I bet you ANY money that half the people that watched the Scott Pilgrim show on Netflix didn't know Netflix actually used to let you rent DVDs.
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ok that's it this is the best shit to ever air on Netflix
October 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
October 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
October 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I've won.... but at what cost.... #Expedition33
October 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
AI makes me wanna unalive myself I swear to god.

BITCH I CAN READ THE TITLE YOU USELESS PROGRAM
October 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I was having a shit day.

www.instagram.com/p/DPhcP9EiVV...

i am having a slightly less shit day. :,)
October 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm actually a pretty good villain. You better run. :)
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You better run.
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
October 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
listen up "liberals"
October 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
never has a game made me weep like a fucking baby like Expedition 33
October 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
2025's economy summed up by this joke.
September 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
September 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM