Captain Blye
@captainblye.bsky.social
An evergreen meme.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
An evergreen meme.
Yeah you are right the US Christians did some pretty fucked up shit in the Middle East.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Yeah you are right the US Christians did some pretty fucked up shit in the Middle East.
Me most days: God dam the US has so many crimes it still needs to answer for.
Me when talking about the Civil War or WWII:
Me when talking about the Civil War or WWII:
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Me most days: God dam the US has so many crimes it still needs to answer for.
Me when talking about the Civil War or WWII:
Me when talking about the Civil War or WWII:
Last thing their AI 4x4 sees.
October 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Last thing their AI 4x4 sees.
Here is a diagram to help your dumbass. I doubt any ICE goon is trained in first aid and he shot the only guy who might have some first aid knowledge as well so a person can bleed out very quickly if the artery is hit.
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Here is a diagram to help your dumbass. I doubt any ICE goon is trained in first aid and he shot the only guy who might have some first aid knowledge as well so a person can bleed out very quickly if the artery is hit.
I love me some southern leftists.
October 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I love me some southern leftists.
“You see you were born to be subservient it’s what god intended, now step aside I must best your lord in single combat to ensure my lineage’s claim of these bountiful fields we the nobility allow you to exist on”
“Nice argument lord but have you considered my liege bequeathed me CANNON”
“Nice argument lord but have you considered my liege bequeathed me CANNON”
October 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
“You see you were born to be subservient it’s what god intended, now step aside I must best your lord in single combat to ensure my lineage’s claim of these bountiful fields we the nobility allow you to exist on”
“Nice argument lord but have you considered my liege bequeathed me CANNON”
“Nice argument lord but have you considered my liege bequeathed me CANNON”
I am beyond and above the daily squabbles of modern society. Thus I have the unique ability to be an objective arbiter of truth and facts.
September 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I am beyond and above the daily squabbles of modern society. Thus I have the unique ability to be an objective arbiter of truth and facts.
I mean… not appearing once in Wisconsin has got to be one of the most insane political blunders in US politics.
September 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I mean… not appearing once in Wisconsin has got to be one of the most insane political blunders in US politics.
It’s the surviving plane chart for Autism rates.
September 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It’s the surviving plane chart for Autism rates.
Nicht wie wir
Just imagine I photoshopped lederhosen on Kendrick.
Just imagine I photoshopped lederhosen on Kendrick.
September 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Nicht wie wir
Just imagine I photoshopped lederhosen on Kendrick.
Just imagine I photoshopped lederhosen on Kendrick.
- Trump to Visa holders and foreign perspective doctors.
September 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
- Trump to Visa holders and foreign perspective doctors.
Red towns vs blue “looted” cities. 🤣
September 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Red towns vs blue “looted” cities. 🤣
Just when we March to the Atlantic to kick rebel ass.
September 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Just when we March to the Atlantic to kick rebel ass.
This Choom here hasn’t even got any chrome. These gonks gonna get flatlined before any of my crew detransitions.
September 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This Choom here hasn’t even got any chrome. These gonks gonna get flatlined before any of my crew detransitions.
Hey, Primary that Guy.
September 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Hey, Primary that Guy.
Well they certainly figured out the correct mix for the serum because that is definitely trump.
September 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Well they certainly figured out the correct mix for the serum because that is definitely trump.
You and your “debate me” alts/NPCs
August 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You and your “debate me” alts/NPCs
Another Rich asshole gets his/her 3rd Times cover: I sleep
A plucky young activist/politician gets a Times cover: Real Shit?!?
A plucky young activist/politician gets a Times cover: Real Shit?!?
August 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Another Rich asshole gets his/her 3rd Times cover: I sleep
A plucky young activist/politician gets a Times cover: Real Shit?!?
A plucky young activist/politician gets a Times cover: Real Shit?!?
Also asking Boeing, an aerospace company, to build a submersible reminds me of one of my favorite Futurama jokes.
August 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Also asking Boeing, an aerospace company, to build a submersible reminds me of one of my favorite Futurama jokes.