Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing
@captainbobbie.bsky.social
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Coaxing heavy metal into the sky, then wrasslin’ and wranglin’ it back to the ground again. Cardigan aficionado. Queer with a homosexual sensibility. Seattle living and world gallivanting. I pretend to write. 🌈 www.captainbobbie.com
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Perhaps the best scene in modern television 💅🏼
Electra wetting her whistle before tearing into a white lady
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Ooo can you send me a link? I’m looking for a galley cart.
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Dating: the bar is in hell, and I’ve bellied up to get a drink. My ex texted me last week to gloat about his new partner. A guy I was mildly interested in kindly, gently rejected me. And halfway though a date tonight, someone told me he was in a relationship. Cheers!
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Anyway, I needed to use up some 🍆 so I braised it in some broth, wine, and added couscous.
Braised eggplant
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The M’s got their butts whooped today, but it was still fun to watch the game (on the jumbotron) from seats that are likely over $1k now— and of course I spotted my beloved Scandinavian making her arrival into SeaTac!
Bearded homosexual in Mariners gear with a Nicole Kidman lookalike Scandinavian A330 over T-Mobile Park
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Introducing Greta, the grape Moccamaster. An eBay find, she leaked a little at first. I tinkered as best I could, and it seems I fixed it (unsure how, but I digress). Let’s hope she lasts!
Purple moccamaster
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Lovely day for a quick lap around the lake! It might be one of the last nice days for awhile, but I hope to get out a few more times— there’s so much to see, and I’m always so nosy about this big ship.
Bebe the Bussy Barge in front of Gasworks park on Lake Union, ft a gay water bottle 
Large blue and white ship in lake Union Seaplane departs from Lake Union on clear blue day Bearded homosexual in front of large naval vessel
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I have so much love to give, and I’ve given much of it away to the wrong people. I don’t regret that. But the chances of me giving my love to someone so deserving, who reciprocates it, feel so slim.
Seattle skyline and Olympic mountain silhouette amidst a smoky sunset
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Charcuterie. Sharcooter. Shark coochie. Please don’t ask me how my brain works 😅
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I don’t know if my family curse is such that my husband would die, but perhaps it’s that I might not even find one. Meanwhile, I’m thriving in my typical home-time shenanigans and fall traditions: shark coochie and Practical Magic.
Bearded homosexual in a speedo holding up peace signs after cold plunging in Puget Sound amidst the Olympic mountains Shark coochie board in the shape of Montana in front of a fire with the Practical Magic title screen
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Please do not text your ex to brag about how good your life is and that you have a new partner. Just don’t do it.
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That's why I can (sort of) sleep at night. I know that he and his ilk are deeply unpopular, even if they're loud.
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Of COURSE you do, badass. That gives me some semblance of hope!
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I hope that's the case. How do we know, though?
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I love a cute business class pod home. Back in my rainy lil burg, where it’s finally grey! HA872 ICN-SEA
Bearded homosexual in a business class pod Interior of Hawaiian Dreamliner with a starry sky
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In good faith, and quite seriously: what are the chances of someone migrating to the US right now "legally" and what avenues can they take?
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All next week, highs in the 60s and lows in the 50s with rain in Seattle. You bet your sweet bippy that I am having coffee on my lanai and making soupS!
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I don't even like Kimmel, but I canceled Hulu— and my credit card even has a perk to pay for it. I won't be resubscribing, and instead, I donated to Cascade PBS. I'd rather nerd out with Samantha Brown and Rick Steves!
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I tried diligently to change my seat on an Air China flight via their website, which gave me PhD level authentications (“fTs” was prescient). I ended up going through our AmexGBT app, and the poor agent had to put up with my shenanigans.
Captcha type authentication Captcha type authentication with f T s I know that’s right 💅🏼 Dialogue with AmexGBT wherein I manifest my husband in a seat mate
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Perhaps in my memoir I’ll divulge, but in the meantime, I’ll share this: a surprising responsibility (?) I have as captain is managing the emotions of 50 year old men.
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I mean, yes. We’re thrown to the wolves out there, regardless. I’m just a whiny pilot.