Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing
@captainbobbie.bsky.social
Coaxing heavy metal into the sky, then wrasslin’ and wranglin’ it back to the ground again. Cardigan aficionado. Queer with a homosexual sensibility. Seattle living and world gallivanting. I pretend to write. 🌈
www.captainbobbie.com
www.captainbobbie.com
The urge to delete all social media and just rot into the ether. Unfortunately, my mouth is too big, and I’m too cute.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The urge to delete all social media and just rot into the ether. Unfortunately, my mouth is too big, and I’m too cute.
I’ve been mulling about how to convey this in a non-pitiful way. But my life is, for the most part, fruitful and fulfilling. I own my place, have an interesting career, and a busy social calendar. However, I still crave that intimate, romantic companionship.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’ve been mulling about how to convey this in a non-pitiful way. But my life is, for the most part, fruitful and fulfilling. I own my place, have an interesting career, and a busy social calendar. However, I still crave that intimate, romantic companionship.
As a passenger, I love a solid nine hour flight. Wine and dine me over an emotional movie, get a lil tipsy and feel the feels, then nap it off. Wake up, feed me again, write in my journal, and boom. It’s time to land. Even better if this is the view:
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
As a passenger, I love a solid nine hour flight. Wine and dine me over an emotional movie, get a lil tipsy and feel the feels, then nap it off. Wake up, feed me again, write in my journal, and boom. It’s time to land. Even better if this is the view:
Olive you, I really do. 💜🤌🏼🇮🇹
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Olive you, I really do. 💜🤌🏼🇮🇹
Because I’m flying into YVR to get home, I have a question for my Canadian friends: if I have 3L of olive oil, do I need to declare it at customs?
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Because I’m flying into YVR to get home, I have a question for my Canadian friends: if I have 3L of olive oil, do I need to declare it at customs?
My arrival last night was in the dark, so I could not appreciate this ridiculous view. Not much of a wifi scene, so I’ll be saving my data and not worrying about y’all, lovingly. If you need anything, no you don’t. Ciao! 🇮🇹
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
My arrival last night was in the dark, so I could not appreciate this ridiculous view. Not much of a wifi scene, so I’ll be saving my data and not worrying about y’all, lovingly. If you need anything, no you don’t. Ciao! 🇮🇹
I’m working on my cinematography skills, but this made me think of The Devil Wears Prada. That’s all. (Good morning, Paris!)
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I’m working on my cinematography skills, but this made me think of The Devil Wears Prada. That’s all. (Good morning, Paris!)
Anyway, back on my rich auntie shit. I’m off to Italy to make some pasta, taste some wine, and do some yoga. Do not disturb, unless you’re cute.
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Anyway, back on my rich auntie shit. I’m off to Italy to make some pasta, taste some wine, and do some yoga. Do not disturb, unless you’re cute.
As if controllers are just like "mmmmyeah, I don't feel like it today 💅🏼" He's such a bizarre and unserious person.
The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
As if controllers are just like "mmmmyeah, I don't feel like it today 💅🏼" He's such a bizarre and unserious person.
If I get even ONE fundraising email from a Democrat tomorrow, I will send the pettiest reply.
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
If I get even ONE fundraising email from a Democrat tomorrow, I will send the pettiest reply.
What a feckless and unserious party. I'm talking about both of them. Schumer has to go, and there needs to be a complete overhaul of priorities: they caved.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
What a feckless and unserious party. I'm talking about both of them. Schumer has to go, and there needs to be a complete overhaul of priorities: they caved.
I might’ve spent a few days at the beach, but there’s nothing like that hit of fresh, crisp Seattle air to welcome you home.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I might’ve spent a few days at the beach, but there’s nothing like that hit of fresh, crisp Seattle air to welcome you home.
Despite everything, I really am a proud American. However, last night, someone told me I seemed Canadian and I absolutely took that as a compliment.
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Despite everything, I really am a proud American. However, last night, someone told me I seemed Canadian and I absolutely took that as a compliment.
It’s a tough day for all of aviation, but cargo pilots especially. I found out from my mom, who had endearing and supportive things to say. 💜
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It’s a tough day for all of aviation, but cargo pilots especially. I found out from my mom, who had endearing and supportive things to say. 💜
OOO, DND, slams MCD shut & I just had an incredible massage. Living my best rich auntie life.
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
OOO, DND, slams MCD shut & I just had an incredible massage. Living my best rich auntie life.
Plane math is weird. I’m a revenue pax today (I haven’t flown standby in a looong time), and I accepted fate in my perfectly fine Premium Economy middle seat. I was number six on the upgrade list with two open up front, and yet here I am in 1F 💅🏼
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Plane math is weird. I’m a revenue pax today (I haven’t flown standby in a looong time), and I accepted fate in my perfectly fine Premium Economy middle seat. I was number six on the upgrade list with two open up front, and yet here I am in 1F 💅🏼
Mmmok swap Sweden for Sicily, and we have a deal. Stay tuned.
Is it wrong to bug off to Sweden for a week if the point redemption is worth it? I mean. I *should* stay home, but.
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Mmmok swap Sweden for Sicily, and we have a deal. Stay tuned.
Is it wrong to bug off to Sweden for a week if the point redemption is worth it? I mean. I *should* stay home, but.
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Is it wrong to bug off to Sweden for a week if the point redemption is worth it? I mean. I *should* stay home, but.
I finished season three of The Diplomat. Nothing will beat the cliffhanger of season two. And I’m not shocked by the cliffhanger of this season. I’m not saying it’s bad, I just don’t think it was as jaw dropping.
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I finished season three of The Diplomat. Nothing will beat the cliffhanger of season two. And I’m not shocked by the cliffhanger of this season. I’m not saying it’s bad, I just don’t think it was as jaw dropping.
I’m already in bed. I’m not much of a costume, Halloween gay. But rest assured that a hex or two was cast 💅🏼
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I’m already in bed. I’m not much of a costume, Halloween gay. But rest assured that a hex or two was cast 💅🏼
Let’s just say that I won’t be doing drag anytime soon— I don’t like things on my face, but it was a fabulous time at a día de muertos gala. I love an occasion!
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Let’s just say that I won’t be doing drag anytime soon— I don’t like things on my face, but it was a fabulous time at a día de muertos gala. I love an occasion!
My friends asked me to officiate their wedding (this is my…sixth?) and I canNOT with the gift. It’s so on brand! YSL & Labubu coming to you in October 2026
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
My friends asked me to officiate their wedding (this is my…sixth?) and I canNOT with the gift. It’s so on brand! YSL & Labubu coming to you in October 2026
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Fart Break.
Fart Break.
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Wounds
Wounds
Change on letter. Ruin a candy.
Milky Wax
Milky Wax
October 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Fart Break.
Fart Break.
I was in a funk all day, mostly about my ex using my grocery discount card. It’s moot. But I went to the gym, made myself a nice dinner, and relaxing to The Diplomat. Still in a funk, but at least I did the damn things.
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I was in a funk all day, mostly about my ex using my grocery discount card. It’s moot. But I went to the gym, made myself a nice dinner, and relaxing to The Diplomat. Still in a funk, but at least I did the damn things.
I love making myself meals when I’m home. It’s very grounding and a form of self-care. But one thing I don’t like doing is cooking chicken— that’s where a Costco rotisserie chicken does many jobs. I make stock and freeze it for easy soups like this. So delish!
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I love making myself meals when I’m home. It’s very grounding and a form of self-care. But one thing I don’t like doing is cooking chicken— that’s where a Costco rotisserie chicken does many jobs. I make stock and freeze it for easy soups like this. So delish!