Captain Bonkus
@captainbonkus.bsky.social
Alter ego of renowned engineer and gadabout. You don’t know him. Nope. Guess again.
Is it legal to set up a gofundme for the legal defense of anyone accused of pantsing him in public?
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Is it legal to set up a gofundme for the legal defense of anyone accused of pantsing him in public?
A direct result of the “you have complete immunity” crap from Miller (and the whole administration)
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
A direct result of the “you have complete immunity” crap from Miller (and the whole administration)
“Audacious” in what way? Was it brave of him to make observations on office life or to risk being ostracized for showing his racism?
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
“Audacious” in what way? Was it brave of him to make observations on office life or to risk being ostracized for showing his racism?
“Sea kelp” she keeps telling me. No idea why.
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
“Sea kelp” she keeps telling me. No idea why.
How brave. Not afraid to say “Merry Christmas.”
December 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
How brave. Not afraid to say “Merry Christmas.”
This is a side effect of income inequality. Some people have so much they can afford to fund this crap with spare change.
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This is a side effect of income inequality. Some people have so much they can afford to fund this crap with spare change.
This is consistent if your definition of “the American people” differs from voters in US elections.
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is consistent if your definition of “the American people” differs from voters in US elections.
Hanging, guillotine. The least we can do is let him choose.
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hanging, guillotine. The least we can do is let him choose.
She may or may not be blameless, but she is neither newsworthy in her own right nor one of Putin’s assets. The stalking aspect of this “interview” is appalling.
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
She may or may not be blameless, but she is neither newsworthy in her own right nor one of Putin’s assets. The stalking aspect of this “interview” is appalling.
“Well, sure, if you call that ‘living.’”
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“Well, sure, if you call that ‘living.’”
Inconceivable!
November 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Inconceivable!
Make sure to save the receipt. Soros denied my reimbursement request last time.
October 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Make sure to save the receipt. Soros denied my reimbursement request last time.
Oakland, California
October 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Oakland, California
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world.
For…declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world.
For…declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world.
For…declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world.
For…declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
"He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures."
October 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures."
Anyone want to retract criticism of Biden’s pardons?
October 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Anyone want to retract criticism of Biden’s pardons?
“With a job endorsing political violence” can be read two ways. Both are correct.
September 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“With a job endorsing political violence” can be read two ways. Both are correct.
That’s taken out of context. (The context is that he is a racist.)
September 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
That’s taken out of context. (The context is that he is a racist.)
I’m saving this take as a great example of unintended irony.
September 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I’m saving this take as a great example of unintended irony.
It’s the other way around. Stress is weight over the area of your footprint.
August 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s the other way around. Stress is weight over the area of your footprint.