Tom Snooze 🐸🏴🇵🇸 ❌👑
@captainchaos1980.bsky.social
Anthropologist, painter of walls, drummer, vegetable farmer, socialist, cat dad. Northern England.
Iran-Contra affair with a side of Lewinski.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Iran-Contra affair with a side of Lewinski.
I’d love if the stroke held off for a bit whilst we watch the tangerine tyrant have some tantrums and get ridiculed, culminating in the final meltdown and arrest live on TV 😂
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’d love if the stroke held off for a bit whilst we watch the tangerine tyrant have some tantrums and get ridiculed, culminating in the final meltdown and arrest live on TV 😂
Which would make the USA more easily managed. Not to also say that Russia has, essentially a fascist dictatorship in place already.
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Which would make the USA more easily managed. Not to also say that Russia has, essentially a fascist dictatorship in place already.
COFFEE + EV = COVFEFE 😳
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
COFFEE + EV = COVFEFE 😳
Why was he alone with Virginia Guiffre for several hours on Epstein Island? 🤷🏻♂️💡💥
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Why was he alone with Virginia Guiffre for several hours on Epstein Island? 🤷🏻♂️💡💥
Donistov Trumpski has taken over ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the United States of Soviet Occupation.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Donistov Trumpski has taken over ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the United States of Soviet Occupation.
He can fuck right off. He ain’t getting a penny of my £. I’m sure UK law will stand up to him and provide evidence he actually did incite the insurrection. We’re not scared of the stupid fat prick 🏴👊🏽💥
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
He can fuck right off. He ain’t getting a penny of my £. I’m sure UK law will stand up to him and provide evidence he actually did incite the insurrection. We’re not scared of the stupid fat prick 🏴👊🏽💥
It’s almost like they don’t want poor people to live 🤷🏻♂️
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It’s almost like they don’t want poor people to live 🤷🏻♂️
Call him by his real name, Elon MusKKK.
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Call him by his real name, Elon MusKKK.
I would be fired if I fell asleep in work and everyone in the minibus I regularly drive wouldn’t be too happy, or dead.
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I would be fired if I fell asleep in work and everyone in the minibus I regularly drive wouldn’t be too happy, or dead.
Musk has taken to Grok to get girl to tell him they love him. Sad twat.
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Musk has taken to Grok to get girl to tell him they love him. Sad twat.
This should be in the dictionary under the word sycophant 🤮
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This should be in the dictionary under the word sycophant 🤮
They’re practicing for the firing squad.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
They’re practicing for the firing squad.
It’s Hubba Bubbasketball bro.
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
It’s Hubba Bubbasketball bro.
Oh no!! They’re gonna go and not pay tax somewhere else? 😱
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Oh no!! They’re gonna go and not pay tax somewhere else? 😱
A little Wooosestershire sauce and you got a liquid steak 🍸
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A little Wooosestershire sauce and you got a liquid steak 🍸
I’ve heard they’re laying the rebar and concrete for some shitty pedo dancehall nearby. Not sure the bone spurs might upset the levels though.
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’ve heard they’re laying the rebar and concrete for some shitty pedo dancehall nearby. Not sure the bone spurs might upset the levels though.
Nothing says “I’m just a big fat sack of shit and I’ll do what I’m told” like New! MILLER™ Use any dilapidated old crook in front of the cameras with patented ‘Fascist Formula’ MILLER™ when you need to enact a coup and can’t be bothered wheeling your gigantic forehead out to speak.
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Nothing says “I’m just a big fat sack of shit and I’ll do what I’m told” like New! MILLER™ Use any dilapidated old crook in front of the cameras with patented ‘Fascist Formula’ MILLER™ when you need to enact a coup and can’t be bothered wheeling your gigantic forehead out to speak.
Why does he look like he stood up too quickly under a shelf? His head could carry a sprit level 🤷🏻♂️
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Why does he look like he stood up too quickly under a shelf? His head could carry a sprit level 🤷🏻♂️
Because everything he says is a projection of his own weaknesses. I’ve seen 4 year olds hide their projections better than this chump.
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Because everything he says is a projection of his own weaknesses. I’ve seen 4 year olds hide their projections better than this chump.