Captain Commonsense
captaincommonsense.bsky.social
Captain Commonsense
@captaincommonsense.bsky.social
Formerly TheGhostOfScoopJackson on _ThatOtherSite_

"I never did give 'em hell...I just told 'em the truth, and they thought it was hell" --Truman

Protect the weak. Afflict the strong. Kick the bullies in the teeth.

This image is way over-used and needs to head to the dustbin of history.
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Steven Cheung sees the Thanksgiving Turkey:
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
In case you forgot...
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Stephen Miller discovered roasting small immigrant child for Thanksgiving.

Related Item: Miller family missing, presumed lunch.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Gee...I wonder if this has anything to do with today's tragic events.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Indeed, Mushroom Ketchup being one notable one:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushroo...
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is what we got:
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Obligatory "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAfuckyou." post.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
ObWilford:
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
So I'm hearing that this is going to be called the Shitcagawea Dollar...confirm??
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just wait until you leave for a day...
October 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Respect to @assignedmale.bsky.social for this:
October 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You know, maybe it's not a good idea to have two weak-tea, milquetoast, focus-grouping corporatist apology experts from NYC as the "leaders" of the Democratic Party.

Not that I am against NYC...but perhaps a couple of cigar-chomping, sewer-mouthed taxi drivers might be a better choice right now??
September 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Now that the Rapture has successfully came and went (again. and again. and again), some thoughts for the Evangelical Christian Fakers who worship the Fools-Golden Calf:
September 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Poor Republican hypocrites...
September 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
September 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
lol, good one kiddo.
September 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I'm not seeing why they didn't just handle it at the scene.

I mean...isn't this the equivalent of an ear diaper?
September 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Arkansas, embodied:

I guess the Whites Only rain canopy wasn't available, eh?
September 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Miller is the Reinhard Heydrich of the Dumblefuck Regime.

May he come to the same end.
September 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Rick Scott is an extra from Poltergeist 2.
September 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
September 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM