captaincornbred.bsky.social
@captaincornbred.bsky.social
That's an orange stain that will stay with you forever. Dirt and funk can be washed off with ordinary soap.
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I've flown over Croatia and Romania, beautiful from the air.
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It will only take another $200K to bring it up to Code and make it habitable.
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The locals ate all of them
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
So the grass isn't greener
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I give him about a week after the mid terms.
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Could probably stop it in a couple days without another person dying if he wanted to.
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Move to the US and join our shit show
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Fuck, I'm throwing out my bag of 4Sisters rice aftering seeing Meryl Kennedy sitting beside Trump
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
why?
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Ossoff does a great for us in GA, the MAGA warriors running against him will have their feelings hurt next Nov.
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
He must have a shower on his guverment jet. What a dipshit.
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Yes, because you really want to workout in your “nice clothes” to fly. Plus sweating and getting on a plane will be extremely smelly. What an idiot.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I imagine smuggling cigarettes and liquor is about as lucrative.
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
now she can go back to free lance hooking.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I guess they were surprised that $1/2M in missles didn't kill all of them so they sent another $1/2M. It might have cheaper just to buy the coke from them.
December 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
No, it's the new high potency weed they are smoking. Much more evil than the mild chill weed of the 60's.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If they weren't such pussy's they would have signed up with Ukraine's Foreign Legion instead of preying on their neighbors here.
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
comparing them with Bezo's is a pretty low bar Liz :)
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This is one of the top 5 stupidest things I've read this week. How many people puke after a big shot of cheap liquor??
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
That's an interesting Libertarian view. I would agree that possession should decriminalized but I'm not so sure that the local dealer should be able to run his neighborhood operation with impunity.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM