Captain Cornfed
@captaincornfed.bsky.social
Pretends to malinger.
More small talk.
January 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
More small talk.
But does he even own a suit?
Why yes, yes he does.
Why yes, yes he does.
December 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
But does he even own a suit?
Why yes, yes he does.
Why yes, yes he does.
I haven't seen acting this stiff since the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer.
May 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I haven't seen acting this stiff since the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer.
Mom: “don’t play with your food”.
Me:
Me:
April 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Mom: “don’t play with your food”.
Me:
Me:
When your jam comes
on at a funeral.
on at a funeral.
April 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When your jam comes
on at a funeral.
on at a funeral.
Band Camp photos discovered.
April 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Band Camp photos discovered.
