Captain Crackbeard
captaincrackbeard.bsky.social
Captain Crackbeard
@captaincrackbeard.bsky.social
Bad Artist
Dudeist Priest
Amateur Fursuiter
I hate Elon Musk
Reposted by Captain Crackbeard
Melbot is available for 3 more days! If you can't afford her, no sweat! We're giving 2 away! All you need to do to have a chance to win her is:

1. Follow @makeship.bsky.social and myself
2. Repost this

Giveaway ends on 9/26. Winners will be randomly selected and contacted by Makeship. Good luck!
September 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Suit and head finished and debuted at FM
September 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
First post in too long, rushing to get it done in time. Here’s the bottom half with its one done foot
August 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Reposted by Captain Crackbeard
Gay dog reminder:
August 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
watching @zackscott.bsky.social bring up the wonderfulness of elephant daisy so I felt like joining in
April 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted by Captain Crackbeard
This may be the most beautiful sign I have seen at one of these (even though the subject matter is so ugly). The artist who painted it said she started it feeling angry and it was therapeutic. Especially love the bling. #HandsOffLA
April 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I made some little stickers of my dumb little son
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Just sat through a full catholic mass.
I definitely enjoyed being there. Absolutely the demographic for that, I DEFINITELY don’t dress as a cult leader on the weekends.
December 3, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Actually making progress this time
November 22, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Auuuuggghhhhhh
November 16, 2024 at 4:37 AM
The Power of The dude fuels the lamb to bowl
Post Halloween, bowling in costume
#cotl
November 2, 2024 at 8:03 AM
My little fucking Goober is alive now
October 25, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Webfishing is a goofy ass game
#webfishing
October 21, 2024 at 10:19 PM
The Detective is on Scene
#disco_elysium
October 18, 2024 at 4:03 PM