CaptainDoodle
@captaindoodle.bsky.social
Concierge at Pete & Bernie's Philosophical Steakhouse. Graphic Design Jedi. Japan obsessive. Wielder of the Pointy Stick of Justice.
Desperate times. Hitting the five-years-beyond-expiry-date Lemsip until I get the chance to hit the supermarket. Doubting its efficacy after all this time but I’ll take warm and lemony on this rancid day 🤧🤒
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Desperate times. Hitting the five-years-beyond-expiry-date Lemsip until I get the chance to hit the supermarket. Doubting its efficacy after all this time but I’ll take warm and lemony on this rancid day 🤧🤒
A very schlong out & back parkrun. Shafted by the weather but didn’t cock it up and wanged it round ok despite the bogginess. 😝 #50goingon15 #suchachild
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A very schlong out & back parkrun. Shafted by the weather but didn’t cock it up and wanged it round ok despite the bogginess. 😝 #50goingon15 #suchachild
If anyone could spare a few ££ to help support a great mental health charity and get me closer to my £500 target for Berlin that’d be fantastic and much appreciated. 🙂👍… www.justgiving.com/page/richber...
I'm running Berlin Half Marathon in 2026 for Sport in Mind
Help Richard Chester raise money to support Sport in Mind
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December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If anyone could spare a few ££ to help support a great mental health charity and get me closer to my £500 target for Berlin that’d be fantastic and much appreciated. 🙂👍… www.justgiving.com/page/richber...
50th birthday spent running a 3km school event with E2, dressed as a reindeer. Obviously.
🥳🎂🎁🎈🎉
🥳🎂🎁🎈🎉
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
50th birthday spent running a 3km school event with E2, dressed as a reindeer. Obviously.
🥳🎂🎁🎈🎉
🥳🎂🎁🎈🎉
There ‘n’ back to York today. Absolutely shitsack weather on both journeys. Collapsed in an exhausted heap from the sheer concentration of after dark driving with it wanking it down most of the way.
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There ‘n’ back to York today. Absolutely shitsack weather on both journeys. Collapsed in an exhausted heap from the sheer concentration of after dark driving with it wanking it down most of the way.
Blummin’ eck. Is this typhoon drunk?! It’s weaving all over the shop compared to the last few. Supposed to be looking up tomorrow’s UK weather but I’ve been distracted by this mesmerising website again.
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Blummin’ eck. Is this typhoon drunk?! It’s weaving all over the shop compared to the last few. Supposed to be looking up tomorrow’s UK weather but I’ve been distracted by this mesmerising website again.
Still working my way through the 80s on my playlist compileathon. Lyrics of Billy Idol’s Flesh for Fantasy are summat else…
“Face to face and back to back // You see and feel my sex attack // Wanna sing it, yeah”
Third line’s a tad jaunty considering the sexual assault trauma preceding it.
“Face to face and back to back // You see and feel my sex attack // Wanna sing it, yeah”
Third line’s a tad jaunty considering the sexual assault trauma preceding it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Still working my way through the 80s on my playlist compileathon. Lyrics of Billy Idol’s Flesh for Fantasy are summat else…
“Face to face and back to back // You see and feel my sex attack // Wanna sing it, yeah”
Third line’s a tad jaunty considering the sexual assault trauma preceding it.
“Face to face and back to back // You see and feel my sex attack // Wanna sing it, yeah”
Third line’s a tad jaunty considering the sexual assault trauma preceding it.
Painstakingly working my way through every year from 1975-2025 on Spotify, making playlists from which I’ll select a golden god of a song from each year for my ultimate 50th birthday playlist. I’m on 1979. Twenty days to bosh through 46 years. I *may* have mistimed this.
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Painstakingly working my way through every year from 1975-2025 on Spotify, making playlists from which I’ll select a golden god of a song from each year for my ultimate 50th birthday playlist. I’m on 1979. Twenty days to bosh through 46 years. I *may* have mistimed this.
Still recovering from today’s revelation that 80s balladeer Paul Young was the vocalist on that novelty ‘Toast’ song from the 70s. Mad.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Still recovering from today’s revelation that 80s balladeer Paul Young was the vocalist on that novelty ‘Toast’ song from the 70s. Mad.
Ok, this seems like madness and although I’m intrigued I’m not prepared to commit to a multipack. It’s got to be rancid, hasn’t it?!
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ok, this seems like madness and although I’m intrigued I’m not prepared to commit to a multipack. It’s got to be rancid, hasn’t it?!
Love most American sports but never really fell for basketball and not quite sure why. Maybe it’s squeaky shoe annoyance. Or the foul/timeout-heavy farce that occurs in the last coupla minutes. Or height envy. Who knows.
November 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Love most American sports but never really fell for basketball and not quite sure why. Maybe it’s squeaky shoe annoyance. Or the foul/timeout-heavy farce that occurs in the last coupla minutes. Or height envy. Who knows.
Sad times. The toys era is coming to an end as I dust down the Playmobil princess castle, ready for selling. Even sadder times, I just spent three hours sifting through the young’un’s detritus drawers/bags to find half the bits. This was about a quarter of it. Oh, the humanity.
October 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Sad times. The toys era is coming to an end as I dust down the Playmobil princess castle, ready for selling. Even sadder times, I just spent three hours sifting through the young’un’s detritus drawers/bags to find half the bits. This was about a quarter of it. Oh, the humanity.
Fab pic capturing not only a wonderful day out at Yorkshire Sculpture Park with the great man and the Twitterati, but also a perfectly framed dog anus. #SundayPixWombie #SundayPixWombat #SundayPixWombat37
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Fab pic capturing not only a wonderful day out at Yorkshire Sculpture Park with the great man and the Twitterati, but also a perfectly framed dog anus. #SundayPixWombie #SundayPixWombat #SundayPixWombat37
WFH with some boringass shit to grind through, so rockin’ my Guilty Pleasures playlist. Mysterious Girl? Slam Dunk (Da Funk)? You betcha.
May 16, 2025 at 10:03 AM
WFH with some boringass shit to grind through, so rockin’ my Guilty Pleasures playlist. Mysterious Girl? Slam Dunk (Da Funk)? You betcha.
First post for three months, that. Can’t think wtf I’ve been doing that I’ve deserted y’all for that long.
May 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
First post for three months, that. Can’t think wtf I’ve been doing that I’ve deserted y’all for that long.
Actually getting to watch some sport of a weekend. Guessing it’s supposed to look like wolves’ ears to reflect the nickname of the team wearing them, but the yellow rugby league men look like they’re wearing blue bikini bras.
May 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Actually getting to watch some sport of a weekend. Guessing it’s supposed to look like wolves’ ears to reflect the nickname of the team wearing them, but the yellow rugby league men look like they’re wearing blue bikini bras.
Well, that was a turgid week and no mistake. I did, however, stumble across this immaculate cover version, so that’s at least something in the WIN column… m.youtube.com/watch?v=JGUV...
Royel Otis — Linger (The Cranberries Cover) [Live @ SiriusXM]
YouTube video by SiriusXM
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January 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Well, that was a turgid week and no mistake. I did, however, stumble across this immaculate cover version, so that’s at least something in the WIN column… m.youtube.com/watch?v=JGUV...
Not a good start to the week. No apple crowns in Co-op. Had to resort to backup choice of the twisted chocolate phallus. If they hadn’t had any of those either I’d have just written off the day.
January 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Not a good start to the week. No apple crowns in Co-op. Had to resort to backup choice of the twisted chocolate phallus. If they hadn’t had any of those either I’d have just written off the day.
Poindexter’s just brought some soup to eat at his desk at work. Smells like something’s died in the air vent. Armpit soup should be right up there on the workplace banned list, along with microwaving any kind of fish.
January 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Poindexter’s just brought some soup to eat at his desk at work. Smells like something’s died in the air vent. Armpit soup should be right up there on the workplace banned list, along with microwaving any kind of fish.
The Pringles are gone. Why are all the Pringles gone? 😩
December 30, 2024 at 11:42 AM
The Pringles are gone. Why are all the Pringles gone? 😩
Definitely changing my name to this…
December 30, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Definitely changing my name to this…
Watching THE FERRET v SUPERCHIN in the darts. Nicknames not the winner in this one, Clive. 😂
December 27, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Watching THE FERRET v SUPERCHIN in the darts. Nicknames not the winner in this one, Clive. 😂
HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! 🐰
December 27, 2024 at 11:32 AM
HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! 🐰
Owt or nowt on the box this Christmas? I’ve not procured a Radio Times listings brochure from a shopkeep so I’m in the dark.
December 25, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Owt or nowt on the box this Christmas? I’ve not procured a Radio Times listings brochure from a shopkeep so I’m in the dark.
Seems like the Morecambe & Wise Christmas special will be shown every year until the end of time.
December 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Seems like the Morecambe & Wise Christmas special will be shown every year until the end of time.