Also love referring to Wednesdays as the ominous “middle of the week day”

No kidding. Not to mention giving people answers I know they don’t want to hear knowing it’s my truth. Why does refusing to lie to protect somebody’s fragile feelings about my disagreement feel mean?? Makes no sense.

I never have to know the reason for this meme being posted, I always understand and support

First world problems I know but I find it annoying this is something we deal with on a paid subscription

I do get nervous because the cats like to hunt them and I’m afraid they’ll find one that’s not friendly

I have tried to take that stance too. There are a couple pacts made between myself and some (what I believe to be) wolf spiders right outside the doors and there are a couple tiny guys inside I have left as long as they stay out of the way under the agreement that they pay their rent in pest control

Like okay I get it, the legs, the fur, the eyes, the markings, identifying them and their webs while also being okay with walking into them, but the crawl?? I’m gonna barf

I’ve been asking myself the same questions for who even knows how long