Captain Inertia
captaininertia.bsky.social
Captain Inertia
@captaininertia.bsky.social
Old dad who is too online and not online enough
What the FUCK Mendoza
February 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
They’re even skipping Mistress Time to do it
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
This is true it’s how you get a shiny Mew
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
A Yoshi’s Choice
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I definitely see why owning this would make people think you’re a billionaire
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 PM
If his roster spot on the Browns goes away at least he has that roster spot on the AFC Pro Bowl team
January 30, 2026 at 12:51 PM
They have to at least try because of the possibility of Baby Merlin jokes
January 30, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Extra Joints
January 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
You have to share
January 28, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Is this the Westerville realtor guy?
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
In fact, Ryan’s absence led to some bangers
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I have no clue if this is a factor but there were so few marquee regular season games after PSU barfed down their jerseys

Oregon @ PSU
Indiana @ Oregon
The Game

……USC-Michigan maybe? Oregon-Iowa? Illinois vs Indiana and OSU?

Too much B1G West still
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 PM
lol shit, the first one from that QB class
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Every game yes

When it’s just one game and it’s this consequential, it really really sucks for it to be a random number generator

But I would support a sport where it is every game
January 25, 2026 at 11:16 PM