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I'm just a middle-aged dirtbag baby... 🤟
Cartoons, blogging, cycling, heathenism, life.

Creator of the Northman Webcomic.
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Our cupboards are overflowing with festive food... that we are not allowed to eat yet! 😫 If your kitchen is full of crisps and treats you'll relate to my current Yule feast preparations.

Read the full post 👉 blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/12/its-beginning-to-look-lot-like.html

#FestiveFood #ChristmasPrep
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Krampus is having an existential crisis. He can't scare modern kids who've seen worse on the internet! 🤯

What's a festive beast to do? Find out in the new Northman comic! 👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk

#Krampus #ComicStrip #ChristmasHumour
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I'm sharing my non-negotiable seasonal viewing, from It's a Wonderful Life to a specific episode of The Likely Lads? Find out which classics I favour (and the cheesy transatlantic films I avoid!).

See my latest blog post: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/12/its-beginning-to-look-lot-like.html

#FestiveTV
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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🚨 Exclusive Drop! 🚨

The latest Northman comic, where Krampus is having an existential crisis about how scary he is, is live on the website RIGHT NOW!

Get the full story a day early before it hits other platforms. 👇

👉 northman.kirt.me.uk

#Northman #Krampus #Webcomic #EarlyAccess #ChristmasHumour
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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If you were a mighty Norse god today, what mundane, yet crucial, info would be your divine guidance? 🤔

Remember, lost Vikings need to get home too! New Northman comic is ready. 👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk

#Tyr #ModernProblems #Webcomic
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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LATEST BLOG! The decorations are up, the festive lights are on, and the Yule countdown has officially begun! 🎄 This year, an injury almost ruined the tradition, but I got a helping hand.

Read more: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/12/its-beginning-to-look-lot-like.html

#Yule #Yuletide #FestiveSeason #UKBlog
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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"I'm not a genie... as a god I can only offer you guidance." And that guidance is ..... 😂

When the spiritual meets the municipal, things get very British. See the latest Northman strip now! 👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk

#NorseMythology #UKHumour #ComicStrip
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Lost Vikings need divine intervention. A god can only offer guidance. You expect glory... you get the timetable. 🚌 The truth about "divine guidance" in the 21st century is surprisingly practical. New Northman comic is live!
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk

#Northman #VikingHumour
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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When you ask a god for a way out, you expect thunder and glory. You get the 13A. Guidance comes in many forms... just not the magical kind. See the hilarious fate of these lost travellers in the new comic! 👉northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk

#NorthmanComic #Webcomics #IndieComics
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Can't believe we managed to get this up. Been a difficult month for us all.
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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A Viking, lost and desperate, calls upon the god Tyr. What he delivers is not what anyone expected. It’s the ultimate collision of Nordic mythology and modern-day logistics.

The full comic HERE today, a full day before any other social platform! 👉 northman.kirt.me.uk

#Exclusive #VikingHumour
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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The "BEEP! BEEP!" wasn't a car, it was... fate. Northman is about to meet a massive figure thanks to a frustrated curse. Click to see the epic reveal!
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November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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"WE'RE LOST!" A desperate shout, a loud BEEP, and now someone VERY old and VERY powerful has arrived. Northman, you called? 😱 Read the brand new, explosive Part 2!

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#Webcomic
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Finding hope when you're trapped indoors? I'm using the promise of the Jorvik Viking Festival 2026 to power my recovery from a nasty cycling injury. Swords and sagas are great motivators!

🔗 blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/ullr...

#Jorvik #Viking #Norse #Recovery #Hope
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Stranded. Lost. Phone battery dead. All is grim until our hero shouts a curse and accidentally summons... something very powerful. This is NOT the help he expected! Find out who answered his call in my latest webcomic! 👉northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk #NorseSpirit
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER...

Want to skip the queue and avoid those suspenseful cliffhangers? 🤔

⚔️ EXCLUSIVE EARLY ACCESS! ⚔️
Find out who answered our hero's desperate shout A DAY EARLY. Today, catch the full reveal of my latest webcomic ONLY on my website.

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#EarlyAccess
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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The $5 BILLION lawsuit. Should we be worried about the future of the BBC? I'm debating why, despite its flaws, losing our public service broadcaster would be a tragic shame.

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#BBC #UKMedia #CurrentAffairs #LicenceFee
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Two weeks post-crash, I'm stuck indoors under Ullr's Icy Grip. My slow journey from 'sore to swords'—a brutally honest update on recovery, sleep, and the urge to ride again.

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#Cycling #Injury #Recovery #UKBlog
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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This modern man of the North attempts to connect with the outside world. But in true Northman fashion, a lovely walk turns into a bit of a wilderness adventure! 🤣

Find out how they escape this time at northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#northman #webcomic #viking #midgard #outdoors
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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When Northman decides it's time to get back out into nature a simple walk quickly turns into a question of location! Maybe he should have packed a satnav instead of just his horned helmet. Check out my latest webcomic. northman.kirt.me.uk or @northman.kirt.me.uk
#comicstrip #vikinglife #familywalk
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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A week after being hit: recovery is slow but steady. Sharing my story of the crash, the pain, and why, even with a badly sprained back, I won't let this stop me from getting back on two wheels.

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#Cyclist #InjuryRecovery #UKBlog #Cycling
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Our hero takes the little one and the dog for a walk on the wild side. Looks like they've gone a bit too far off the beaten path! 😬 Check out my latest webcomic exclusively on my website the day before other platforms 👉northman.kirt.me.uk
#webcomic #webtoon #webcomics #cartoon #comicartist
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Hit by a car, down in a split second. 💥 My new post details the terrifying night in A&E, the searing pain, and fearing a life-changing back injury after a cycling collision. A lucky escape, but a tough road. Read the full candid story:

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#Cycling #RTC #RoadSafety
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Pension planning? No problem! our hero is confidently planning his retirement for the next few years, leaving his Financial Advisor completely impressed. What's the genius strategy behind this Viking's financial success?

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November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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NEW WEBCOMIC EXCLUSIVELY ON MY WEBSITE: Northman is meeting with his financial advisor and announces big plans: He's retiring in the next few years! 💰

Catch it the day before other platforms here👉 northman.kirt.me.uk
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM