@lavenderroach.bsky.social happy börthday from the gang and me!! We hope ü have a GREAT day and send ü lots of fluff!! 💖🎉
August 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
@lavenderroach.bsky.social happy börthday from the gang and me!! We hope ü have a GREAT day and send ü lots of fluff!! 💖🎉
BRUH WHAT
Es gibt ein Video 😭😭😭 Der arme Kleine, aber ich kack ab!
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop
When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.
www.nbcnews.com
May 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
BRUH WHAT
Jesus came to me and he said trans rights.
April 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Jesus came to me and he said trans rights.
Happy easter fröm my family to ürs!🦝
April 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Happy easter fröm my family to ürs!🦝
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I don't have a ticket.
January 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I don't have a ticket.
Good stuff in the train restaurant.
December 29, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Good stuff in the train restaurant.
Seeing this güy again today!!!!! 🍎🔪
December 29, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Seeing this güy again today!!!!! 🍎🔪
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Me (left) and @captainkuschel.bsky.social (right)
December 19, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Me (left) and @captainkuschel.bsky.social (right)
My best friend Fluffbutt and me 🥰
October 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
My best friend Fluffbutt and me 🥰
My best friends ever are coming to visit today!!!!!!!
October 16, 2024 at 6:03 PM
My best friends ever are coming to visit today!!!!!!!
Blessed be the fast food workers.
July 29, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Blessed be the fast food workers.
Pls, @ US dems, nominate me as your new presidential candidate!! Thx
July 21, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Pls, @ US dems, nominate me as your new presidential candidate!! Thx
Dang, I wasn't on here for five months? Didn't even notice, I was so busy doing crime.
July 19, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Dang, I wasn't on here for five months? Didn't even notice, I was so busy doing crime.
A raccoon? In your kitchen? It's more likely than you think!
July 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
A raccoon? In your kitchen? It's more likely than you think!
When somebödy asks me what I do for wörk
February 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
When somebödy asks me what I do for wörk
a little crime as a little treat
January 30, 2024 at 8:04 PM
a little crime as a little treat
In Deinem Müll und immer da, das ist die Waschbär-Antifa!
January 24, 2024 at 7:32 PM
In Deinem Müll und immer da, das ist die Waschbär-Antifa!
Hey, that's me!
Die Darmstädter Demo war toll! Liebe an alle, die dabei waren!
January 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Hey, that's me!
*scratches butt (intimidatingly)*
January 8, 2024 at 10:07 PM
*scratches butt (intimidatingly)*
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It's actually criminal how few cookies I've had this month.
December 23, 2023 at 11:34 PM
It's actually criminal how few cookies I've had this month.
Christmas time is the best. I love the christmas markets. I love the food and drinks there. I love stealing the wallets of drunk rich people. I love tying together the shoelaces of men who get a little too touchy around women. I love the lights and the freshly baked goods.
November 29, 2023 at 2:42 AM
Christmas time is the best. I love the christmas markets. I love the food and drinks there. I love stealing the wallets of drunk rich people. I love tying together the shoelaces of men who get a little too touchy around women. I love the lights and the freshly baked goods.
I need haribo in the shape of brains, so I can call myself the Neuromuncher.
November 22, 2023 at 2:01 PM
I need haribo in the shape of brains, so I can call myself the Neuromuncher.
Reminder för ü to get the flu vaccine and the covid booster!
November 22, 2023 at 11:48 AM
Reminder för ü to get the flu vaccine and the covid booster!