Your choice in underwear is underwhelming.

Getting comfy.

Feeling cute. Might claw later…

We have a special relationship, you and I. One that requires certain needs being met. You aren’t fulfilling those needs…

Stay hydrated

Skwerl pawtrol

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“No… I’m not calling from the bathroom. Why would you think that?”

Going somewhere????

Your crude attempt at flattery is… acceptable

Workout Wednesday is also Taco Tuesday

Boop

Tinder pic reject

Noodle inspector

Heavy is the head that wears the crown

Stretching before gym

A beholder encountered in its lair has a challenge rating of 14. Lair Actions: When fighting inside its lair, a beholder can invoke the ambient magic to take lair actions. On initiative count 20 (losing initiative ties), the beholder can take one lair action to cause one of the following effects…

William Gibson’s Neuromancer, the 40th Anniversary edition.

I feel so validated…