@captainmumble.bsky.social
When you finally decide to try and figure out where all your subscribers went . . . .
It's 'cause of shit like this.
It's 'cause of shit like this.
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
When you finally decide to try and figure out where all your subscribers went . . . .
It's 'cause of shit like this.
It's 'cause of shit like this.
Expect similar runs from every self-aware member of the current administration.
When your nightmare is over these chucklefucks are gonna be put up against a wall and they'll all be trying on the so-far successful Donnie Dumbfuck Defense (tm) method of staying out of prison.
When your nightmare is over these chucklefucks are gonna be put up against a wall and they'll all be trying on the so-far successful Donnie Dumbfuck Defense (tm) method of staying out of prison.
January 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Expect similar runs from every self-aware member of the current administration.
When your nightmare is over these chucklefucks are gonna be put up against a wall and they'll all be trying on the so-far successful Donnie Dumbfuck Defense (tm) method of staying out of prison.
When your nightmare is over these chucklefucks are gonna be put up against a wall and they'll all be trying on the so-far successful Donnie Dumbfuck Defense (tm) method of staying out of prison.
A quick search reveals 85% of Greenlanders do NOT want to be part of the United States and 56% would vote for independence from Denmark IF they were not economically disadvantaged.
www.veriangroup.com/news-and-ins...
Also,Ted Cruz is a lying sack of shit.
www.veriangroup.com/news-and-ins...
Also,Ted Cruz is a lying sack of shit.
Opinion poll in Greenland, January 2025
Verian has worked for Berlingske since 1953. Read the latest study on Greenlanders' attitudes towards the Danish Realm and America.
www.veriangroup.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
A quick search reveals 85% of Greenlanders do NOT want to be part of the United States and 56% would vote for independence from Denmark IF they were not economically disadvantaged.
www.veriangroup.com/news-and-ins...
Also,Ted Cruz is a lying sack of shit.
www.veriangroup.com/news-and-ins...
Also,Ted Cruz is a lying sack of shit.
Survey says :-
"We don't care what's being discussed,we just want to slap that smug smirk off Scott Jennings Face".
"We don't care what's being discussed,we just want to slap that smug smirk off Scott Jennings Face".
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Survey says :-
"We don't care what's being discussed,we just want to slap that smug smirk off Scott Jennings Face".
"We don't care what's being discussed,we just want to slap that smug smirk off Scott Jennings Face".
Geez,ya think?
December 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Geez,ya think?
Stephen Miller is Jewish (to the absolute shame of every member of his family).
Espousing Christian Nationalist dogma doesn't automatically
make you one.
He is,however, a cunt of the first water,
Espousing Christian Nationalist dogma doesn't automatically
make you one.
He is,however, a cunt of the first water,
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Stephen Miller is Jewish (to the absolute shame of every member of his family).
Espousing Christian Nationalist dogma doesn't automatically
make you one.
He is,however, a cunt of the first water,
Espousing Christian Nationalist dogma doesn't automatically
make you one.
He is,however, a cunt of the first water,
Dancing monkey dances whilst Corpo head-nodder nods head.
Why the hell are you people taking these clowns seriously?
Why the hell are you people taking these clowns seriously?
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Dancing monkey dances whilst Corpo head-nodder nods head.
Why the hell are you people taking these clowns seriously?
Why the hell are you people taking these clowns seriously?
Yeah,nah. *I'm* the pope and using powers granted to me in the Constitutional I'm imposing Tariffs (a word I invented by the way) on whatever the hell it is you manufacture.
Oh, look . . . a squirrel.
Oh, look . . . a squirrel.
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Yeah,nah. *I'm* the pope and using powers granted to me in the Constitutional I'm imposing Tariffs (a word I invented by the way) on whatever the hell it is you manufacture.
Oh, look . . . a squirrel.
Oh, look . . . a squirrel.
What's the over/under on the mango boys taking each other out?
Pretty sure McLaren has form on the board for this sort of silliness.
Pretty sure McLaren has form on the board for this sort of silliness.
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 AM
What's the over/under on the mango boys taking each other out?
Pretty sure McLaren has form on the board for this sort of silliness.
Pretty sure McLaren has form on the board for this sort of silliness.
I've had to accept that my favourite guitarist is a racist piece of shit and my favourite band is miming to backing tracks in concert.
2 of my fave comedians were recently in Ryhad.
It never seems to end well when you peep behind the curtain.
2 of my fave comedians were recently in Ryhad.
It never seems to end well when you peep behind the curtain.
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I've had to accept that my favourite guitarist is a racist piece of shit and my favourite band is miming to backing tracks in concert.
2 of my fave comedians were recently in Ryhad.
It never seems to end well when you peep behind the curtain.
2 of my fave comedians were recently in Ryhad.
It never seems to end well when you peep behind the curtain.
It was 25 years ago and since then"-
goat.com.au/health/dave-...
goat.com.au/health/dave-...
Dave Grohl Shows How You Erase A Wild Move Like Backing HIV Deniers
Dave Grohl and Foo Fighters once supported a HIV denier group, Alive and Well, early in their career but has since distanced themselves from that wild move.
goat.com.au
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
It was 25 years ago and since then"-
goat.com.au/health/dave-...
goat.com.au/health/dave-...
I'll wait for her to publicly apologise *in person* to David Hogg and then ask Jaimie Raskin if the tent is still big enough/
jfc Charlie,read the room.🤦♂️
jfc Charlie,read the room.🤦♂️
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I'll wait for her to publicly apologise *in person* to David Hogg and then ask Jaimie Raskin if the tent is still big enough/
jfc Charlie,read the room.🤦♂️
jfc Charlie,read the room.🤦♂️
Please stop making stupid people famous.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Please stop making stupid people famous.
Delusional clown with an audience of one.
Save it for the Cabinet meeting/
Save it for the Cabinet meeting/
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Delusional clown with an audience of one.
Save it for the Cabinet meeting/
Save it for the Cabinet meeting/
Why do Democrats think every Republican owns a fucking yacht?
Every conversation should begin with "these people have cost you your health,your livelihood and your sense of well-being".
Did she at least wag a disapproving finger in the general direction of 'them'?
Every conversation should begin with "these people have cost you your health,your livelihood and your sense of well-being".
Did she at least wag a disapproving finger in the general direction of 'them'?
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Why do Democrats think every Republican owns a fucking yacht?
Every conversation should begin with "these people have cost you your health,your livelihood and your sense of well-being".
Did she at least wag a disapproving finger in the general direction of 'them'?
Every conversation should begin with "these people have cost you your health,your livelihood and your sense of well-being".
Did she at least wag a disapproving finger in the general direction of 'them'?
No great loss.
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
No great loss.
I hate it when I'm right about shit like this.
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate it when I'm right about shit like this.
They've missed out on turning him into Horst Wessel so they'll settle for MLK.
Statues,monuments and public holidays to follow.
Statues,monuments and public holidays to follow.
September 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
They've missed out on turning him into Horst Wessel so they'll settle for MLK.
Statues,monuments and public holidays to follow.
Statues,monuments and public holidays to follow.
40 points (in this case) don't equal 40%.
Do better please.
Do better please.
February 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
40 points (in this case) don't equal 40%.
Do better please.
Do better please.