Captain Rock
@captainrock.bsky.social
He/him.
Just your regular ADHD introvert cat dad.
Just your regular ADHD introvert cat dad.
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If anyone wondered what NSFW means; it stands for Need Sfor Fpeed Wnderground.
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If anyone wondered what NSFW means; it stands for Need Sfor Fpeed Wnderground.
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Uni’s here with warmth
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Uni’s here with warmth
IKEA furniture is just legos for functional adults.
October 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
IKEA furniture is just legos for functional adults.
People be like "this is my dream car" but then it's just a car that already exists. Dream bigger!
August 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
People be like "this is my dream car" but then it's just a car that already exists. Dream bigger!
If someone ever became invisible. Would they be able to get a tan while invisible?
If so, would they reappear with a darker skin or would they become like a darker tone of invisible, like a shadow presence?
If so, would they reappear with a darker skin or would they become like a darker tone of invisible, like a shadow presence?
June 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If someone ever became invisible. Would they be able to get a tan while invisible?
If so, would they reappear with a darker skin or would they become like a darker tone of invisible, like a shadow presence?
If so, would they reappear with a darker skin or would they become like a darker tone of invisible, like a shadow presence?
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A 7-year-old lioness reunites with the man who raised her after she was abandoned as a cub 🦁❤️ He slept beside her outside so she'd grow up as naturally as possible. Now she tackles him with love-hugs, face rubs, pure joy-until they collapse in a pile of trust. 🫶 #WildBond #HeartmeltingNature
June 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A 7-year-old lioness reunites with the man who raised her after she was abandoned as a cub 🦁❤️ He slept beside her outside so she'd grow up as naturally as possible. Now she tackles him with love-hugs, face rubs, pure joy-until they collapse in a pile of trust. 🫶 #WildBond #HeartmeltingNature
Never let people who are still heartbroken about Littlefoot's mom know what happened to the rest of the dinosaurs.
June 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Never let people who are still heartbroken about Littlefoot's mom know what happened to the rest of the dinosaurs.
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Daily red panda
April 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Daily red panda
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Daily red panda
April 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Daily red panda
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Like father, like son..🐈😅
March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Like father, like son..🐈😅
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Daily red panda
February 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Daily red panda
Dugtrio is just three Digletts in a trench.
February 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dugtrio is just three Digletts in a trench.
It's been a while since U2 forced an album on everyone.
February 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It's been a while since U2 forced an album on everyone.
The sk8er boi in me will always be unimpressed by scooters. No matter how cool the trick is, sorry dawg, it's just not doing it for me.
January 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The sk8er boi in me will always be unimpressed by scooters. No matter how cool the trick is, sorry dawg, it's just not doing it for me.
Ratatouille is the only mouse controlled movie.
January 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ratatouille is the only mouse controlled movie.
Charizard with no rizz is just a Chad.
January 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Charizard with no rizz is just a Chad.
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she looks like a sweet grandma 🥹
December 30, 2024 at 2:45 PM
she looks like a sweet grandma 🥹
Have you ever been like "I like this person" but then they became a salesperson?
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
December 24, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Have you ever been like "I like this person" but then they became a salesperson?
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
Came into work at 8am. Finished my tasks at 8:20am. Now we wait.
December 24, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Came into work at 8am. Finished my tasks at 8:20am. Now we wait.
We should stop saying iykyk and normalize saying iydkydk.
December 19, 2024 at 9:17 PM
We should stop saying iykyk and normalize saying iydkydk.
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those teefs... he thinks he's dracula
December 19, 2024 at 2:42 PM
those teefs... he thinks he's dracula
Miscellaneous is a great word. Because the word itself looks like they picked a bunch of random letters and put them together.
December 14, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Miscellaneous is a great word. Because the word itself looks like they picked a bunch of random letters and put them together.
Your phone rings. You see it says "masked caller". You answer. It's Zorro.
December 13, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Your phone rings. You see it says "masked caller". You answer. It's Zorro.
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i know video games are a bad influence because i used to steal vhs tapes from blockbuster, a skill i learned playing tony hawk pro skater
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 AM
i know video games are a bad influence because i used to steal vhs tapes from blockbuster, a skill i learned playing tony hawk pro skater
What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?
December 10, 2024 at 6:06 PM
What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?