"Flaccid."

Well, that's me off to boil my eyes in bleach.
(But I do agree he is a Mr Floppy)

I disagree - an arse is useful. Attachment point for legs, convenient padding for sitting, and let's not forget that without an arse there are no humorous farts.

He's a single buttock.

"Digest before evolves" would be the ultimate date.

'Best before' testing being a taste test?

"Unemployed woman swaps from coffee to tea."

There is never a muck spreader around when you want one.

Wait no, crop sprayers!

I think they missed a trick by not taking Combines with them instead of tractors.

I can feel a custom list coming on, with perhaps a special badge awarded monthly. "Designated Moaner".