captainslow.bsky.social
@captainslow.bsky.social
Going to be really awkward when the club slaps that abomination on the kit and wonders why no one wants to buy it.
January 21, 2026 at 11:38 PM
The more I listen to current Democratic leadership talk, the more convinced I am that they don’t want to govern. They want to permanently be in the opposition party, and they want Donald Trump permanently in the White House. Makes for better late night fundraising text messages.
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Cancelled our upcoming Disney trip. Hope others will do the same.
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Vibes were already trash. City working overtime to make sure they get worse.
July 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
WHAT KIND OF HORNETS ARE THOSE?! 😳
July 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
We don’t need NPR to tell us that you are a walking skid mark, JD. Or that your boss is absolutely on the Epstein list. Yall do a good job reminding us of that every day.
July 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Release the Epstein Files you sentient Cabbage Patch doll.
July 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is the sort of thing that could potentially cause a morbidly obese old man a lot of stress. Maybe those psychics on TikTok were right after all.
June 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM