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Parody, Commentary... Tells it like it is... Samm sez
AMERICA - WHERE 77,000,000 PEOPLE LOVE HATE MORE THAN LIBERTY
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
#sunset
Ridges catch the flame,
Last light dances on pine tips
Stillness finds its voice
August 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
May 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
#Trump #Qatar #pentagon #airforceone #corruption #bribe

The United States has accepted a luxury Boeing 747 jetliner as a gift from Qatar and the Air Force has been asked to find a way to rapidly upgrade it for use as a new Air Force One to transport President Donald Trump, the Pentagon said.
May 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
#CaptainPaulWatson #CaptainPaulWatsonFoundation

Virtual Tour of The John Paul Dejoria

This ship is absolutely awesome! This is your last chance to do a virtual tour. only a $10 donation (And you can give more) Use this QR Code to get your ticket.

(Thanks to Jeff Henley for the graphic)
May 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"If you failed to spot America being “looted, pillaged, raped and plundered by nations near and far” or it being cruelly denied a “turn to prosper”, then congratulations: you have a firmer grip on reality than the president of the United States." The Economist
April 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
#tariffs #TrumpTariffs #penguins

Famous Quotes from Infamous People

"If they complain..... if you want your tariff rate to be zero, then you build your product right here in America." - The Great Unhinged One.
April 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"Don't blame me - I voted for the email lady"
April 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
#Hegseth #SIGNAL #securitybreach #USDefense #Classifiedinformation

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared highly classified information in a Signal chat with top Trump national security officials.

*Sources say he had just finished a bottle of JD and thought he was watching a football game
March 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
#amazon #WTAF #shameless #jeffbezos

Amazon - WTAF!!!

Amazon has announced it will begin streaming "The Apprentice" — the reality TV show famous for boosting Donald Trump's profile — on its Prime Video service on Monday.

is this a Jeff Bezos kiss-ass or what..
March 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
March 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
#tyr_official #tyr #FaroeIslands #Grindadrap #stoptheslaughter
#CaptainPaulWatson #CPWF #SacramentoVeganSociety

Great demo last night at Goldfield Trading Post in Roseville.
Big thanks to the locals! Heri, when you denounce the Grind in public and in writing.... we'll back off...
March 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
#tyr_metal #Grindadrap #FaroeIslands #StopTheSlaughter #OpBloodyFjords #CaptainPaulWatson #paulwatson #janevelezmitchell #unchainedtv

TODAY!

Be On Unchainedtv Jane Velez-Mitchell!

February 27, 2025 at Whiskey A GoGo in West Hollywood, CA
8901 Sunset Blvd, West Hollywood 90069 From 5:30pm - 8:30
February 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
#NoKings #50501
Don't just sit there.... Do something
2/17 Noon www.fiftyfifty.one
February 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
From Captain Paul Watson

Sea Shepherd Italy Where Were You?

When I was released from prison, Sea Shepherd Italy posted this notice pretending they were supportive and happy I was free.

During the five months in prison, I did not receive a single message from Sea Shepherd Italy.
February 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Daisy and Marge in the New 'Merika
February 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
#INTERPOL_HQ #japan #RedNotice

"... Japan’s failure to capture me by abusing the Interpol Red Notice. Unsuccessful in capturing me in Germany in 2012 and again in Greenland in 2024...." - Captain Paul Watson

WHY IS JAPAN SO POWERFUL WITHIN INTERPOL?
January 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
January 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
#seashepherd #seashepherdglobal
Peter Hammarstedt, Alex Cornelissen, Geert Vons, Jeff Hansen:

"When I was in prison, you accepted money for my defense but you were not supporting my defense, implying that you were by posting meaningless references about my situation..." - Captain Paul Watson
January 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
#OpBloodSalmon
#boycottfaroes #StopSalmonFarming

If You Buy Salmon From The Faroes, You Have Blood On Your Hands

"We didn't expect to find the salmon industry in such appalling conditions, nor to encounter a tightly-knit salmon mafia..."

- Neptunes Pirates UK - Don Staniford
donstaniford.org
January 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
@sammarye #japan #iceland #norway #faroeislands #denmark #saintvincent #grenadines #stopkillingwhales #stopwhaling #PoseidonCurse #stopthegrind

"May the salty depths of my kingdom rise against thee, wretched whalers, who defile the sanctity of the seas..." Poseidon Curse (revised for whalers)
January 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
#CaptainPaulWatson #Tokyo #Japan #France #japanesewhalers #StopKillingWhales #Crime #tantrum

Tokyo is Throwing a Tantrum
Captain Paul Watson is Free

"The Japanese whalers are furious and they want to press the Japanese government to force France to hand me over." - Captain Paul Watson.
December 31, 2024 at 11:57 AM
#INTERPOL_HQ #japan

"In 2025 we intend to confront Interpol directly for allowing the agency to be used by Japan for political purposes.

The Japanese whaling industry is a criminal enterprise..

I will be confronting Interpol directly at their headquarters in Lyon, France." -Captain Paul Watson
December 27, 2024 at 3:04 PM
#CaptainPaulWatson #paulwatsonfoundation #whales #donate #santashelper
Be A Santa's Helper! Give a Christmas gift to the Captain Paul Watson Foundation today...
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December 25, 2024 at 2:25 PM