Captain Zerby
captainzerby.bsky.social
Captain Zerby
@captainzerby.bsky.social
Just a depressed nerd who likes history, cats, books, and video games a whole lot more than he likes humanity
Hot random take, but the reason I don't really agree with Batman is sometimes the only true justice is the thing he won't do.
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I sincerely hope you get treated by someone how you treat spiders, interpret that how you wish and know I meant it
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
As a cis, white person, a white boy, if you will, is playing that funky music a prerequisite for my death?
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This weeks Behind The Bastards, has got to be one of the hardest episodes I've listened to in a while, but god is it fascinating. Humans suck, we have always sucked. Jesus. @coolzonemedia.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Taco Bell Releases New Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie.

This is one of those "“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.” Moments lol
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
As a person who studies history, I agree. History tells us time, and time again, that what we are witnessing, is the result of Fascism. Every. Single. Time.
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Despite the fact that I tend to overheat, if I don't cover up completely while in bed, the monsters that constantly watch me will get me. They haven't gotten me for all of my 40 years. Not because they aren't real, no, because I wrap myself in blankets so they can't get me.
May 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I should post here more often, I'm not going to, but I should.
May 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
What if we had a little revolution, as a treat
March 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Me ordering food.
December 5, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 3:50 AM
"In darkness seek joy. Surrender not to sadness, and see beyond despair. Walk free, and bear the light for others to follow."
November 6, 2024 at 7:19 PM
"How do you know, poor fool? Perhaps out there, somewhere, someone is sighing for your absence'; and with this thought, my soul begins to breathe."
November 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I'm here to help
October 18, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Oopsy
October 18, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Getting my stupid haircut at the stupid haircut place
October 17, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I forgot Bluesky existed, which to be fair, I forget I exist from time to time.
October 17, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Spice up any dinner party by throwing a bag of brown recluses at the ceiling fan
August 6, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Damn it all, I'm redownloading the Sims 4
August 4, 2024 at 7:39 AM
I keep wanting to play the sims again but within a few hours I get immediately bored
August 3, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Anytime I study history honestly
August 3, 2024 at 7:40 AM
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
August 3, 2024 at 7:17 AM