Capt Astronaut
@captastro.bsky.social
I make videos about video games
https://youtube.com/@captainastronaut
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September 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Sept 2025 Nintendo Direct Thoughts:
Blue: Day 1 Pick-up, I need that game NOW
Green: Probably Eventually, but not at launch
Yellow: Maybe if theres a sale?
(Nintendo games famously rarely go on sale)
Orange: Already Have
Blue: Day 1 Pick-up, I need that game NOW
Green: Probably Eventually, but not at launch
Yellow: Maybe if theres a sale?
(Nintendo games famously rarely go on sale)
Orange: Already Have
September 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Sept 2025 Nintendo Direct Thoughts:
Blue: Day 1 Pick-up, I need that game NOW
Green: Probably Eventually, but not at launch
Yellow: Maybe if theres a sale?
(Nintendo games famously rarely go on sale)
Orange: Already Have
Blue: Day 1 Pick-up, I need that game NOW
Green: Probably Eventually, but not at launch
Yellow: Maybe if theres a sale?
(Nintendo games famously rarely go on sale)
Orange: Already Have
I can't believe @vicvillon.bsky.social would turn around, go backwards, and ram other drivers with her Mega Mushroom on purpose, JUST because she was losing for once.
Very unsportsmanlike conduct, smh my head
Very unsportsmanlike conduct, smh my head
August 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I can't believe @vicvillon.bsky.social would turn around, go backwards, and ram other drivers with her Mega Mushroom on purpose, JUST because she was losing for once.
Very unsportsmanlike conduct, smh my head
Very unsportsmanlike conduct, smh my head
Nevermind, I locked in & beat it
Sekiro is absolutely the hardest game I've ever finished.
It's a VERY well made game. And I wish I could say I enjoyed it, but...I really didn't.
And I'm not saying the game is bad or they should've made it differently, it's just not the type of game I enjoy.
Sekiro is absolutely the hardest game I've ever finished.
It's a VERY well made game. And I wish I could say I enjoyed it, but...I really didn't.
And I'm not saying the game is bad or they should've made it differently, it's just not the type of game I enjoy.
July 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Nevermind, I locked in & beat it
Sekiro is absolutely the hardest game I've ever finished.
It's a VERY well made game. And I wish I could say I enjoyed it, but...I really didn't.
And I'm not saying the game is bad or they should've made it differently, it's just not the type of game I enjoy.
Sekiro is absolutely the hardest game I've ever finished.
It's a VERY well made game. And I wish I could say I enjoyed it, but...I really didn't.
And I'm not saying the game is bad or they should've made it differently, it's just not the type of game I enjoy.
Sekiro's FInal Boss is going pretty well
(this shit is impossible)
(this shit is impossible)
July 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Sekiro's FInal Boss is going pretty well
(this shit is impossible)
(this shit is impossible)
Today I beat True Corrupted Monk in Sekiro on my 2nd Try!
By fighting her normally for the 1st two phases, and then using the same Fireworks cheese that I used to beat the original purple version on phase 3
I am still not good at this game, but I might actually be able to finish it...
By fighting her normally for the 1st two phases, and then using the same Fireworks cheese that I used to beat the original purple version on phase 3
I am still not good at this game, but I might actually be able to finish it...
July 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Today I beat True Corrupted Monk in Sekiro on my 2nd Try!
By fighting her normally for the 1st two phases, and then using the same Fireworks cheese that I used to beat the original purple version on phase 3
I am still not good at this game, but I might actually be able to finish it...
By fighting her normally for the 1st two phases, and then using the same Fireworks cheese that I used to beat the original purple version on phase 3
I am still not good at this game, but I might actually be able to finish it...
I haven't played this game over a week, but I beat Monkeyro in Sekiro on my 3rd attempt tonight!
(there were previous attempts weeks ago that also failed, I am not good at this game at all lol)
(there were previous attempts weeks ago that also failed, I am not good at this game at all lol)
June 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I haven't played this game over a week, but I beat Monkeyro in Sekiro on my 3rd attempt tonight!
(there were previous attempts weeks ago that also failed, I am not good at this game at all lol)
(there were previous attempts weeks ago that also failed, I am not good at this game at all lol)
I know the game just came out, so it's a little early to definitively say it, but...
Mario Kart World might just have the best soundtrack of any video game ever
Mario Kart World might just have the best soundtrack of any video game ever
June 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I know the game just came out, so it's a little early to definitively say it, but...
Mario Kart World might just have the best soundtrack of any video game ever
Mario Kart World might just have the best soundtrack of any video game ever
Starting my Switch 2 journey with Welcome Tour AS GOD INTENDED
(I had a $10 gift card to Best Buy so figured why not)
(I had a $10 gift card to Best Buy so figured why not)
June 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Starting my Switch 2 journey with Welcome Tour AS GOD INTENDED
(I had a $10 gift card to Best Buy so figured why not)
(I had a $10 gift card to Best Buy so figured why not)
Happy Pride Month to All
June 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Happy Pride Month to All
After 20+ tries, I finally beat Genichiro Ashina in Sekiro
My struggle with this game (and it's 100% a skill issue) is that you're highly incentivized to stealth kill regular enemies
So then when it comes to boss fights, it feels like a completely different combat system you haven't practiced
My struggle with this game (and it's 100% a skill issue) is that you're highly incentivized to stealth kill regular enemies
So then when it comes to boss fights, it feels like a completely different combat system you haven't practiced
May 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
After 20+ tries, I finally beat Genichiro Ashina in Sekiro
My struggle with this game (and it's 100% a skill issue) is that you're highly incentivized to stealth kill regular enemies
So then when it comes to boss fights, it feels like a completely different combat system you haven't practiced
My struggle with this game (and it's 100% a skill issue) is that you're highly incentivized to stealth kill regular enemies
So then when it comes to boss fights, it feels like a completely different combat system you haven't practiced
Rolled Credits on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 tonight
Modern Masterpiece 👍👍
The French CAN cook 🥖🥐
Modern Masterpiece 👍👍
The French CAN cook 🥖🥐
May 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Rolled Credits on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 tonight
Modern Masterpiece 👍👍
The French CAN cook 🥖🥐
Modern Masterpiece 👍👍
The French CAN cook 🥖🥐
Me in April playing Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice for the first time:
"I'm so SICK of having to do all these perfect parries! I have bad reaction time! I'm too OLD for this game!
I need to swap to a more chill game, like a turn-based RPG or something"
Me in May playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33:
"I'm so SICK of having to do all these perfect parries! I have bad reaction time! I'm too OLD for this game!
I need to swap to a more chill game, like a turn-based RPG or something"
Me in May playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33:
May 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Me in April playing Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice for the first time:
"I'm so SICK of having to do all these perfect parries! I have bad reaction time! I'm too OLD for this game!
I need to swap to a more chill game, like a turn-based RPG or something"
Me in May playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33:
"I'm so SICK of having to do all these perfect parries! I have bad reaction time! I'm too OLD for this game!
I need to swap to a more chill game, like a turn-based RPG or something"
Me in May playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33:
It's 2025 and Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is proof turn based games should make a comeback
It's 2024 and Metaphor ReFantazio is proof turn based games should make a comeback
It's 2023 and Baldur's Gate 3 is proof turn-based games should make a comeback
It's 2022 and Octopath 2 is...
It's 2024 and Metaphor ReFantazio is proof turn based games should make a comeback
It's 2023 and Baldur's Gate 3 is proof turn-based games should make a comeback
It's 2022 and Octopath 2 is...
April 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It's 2025 and Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is proof turn based games should make a comeback
It's 2024 and Metaphor ReFantazio is proof turn based games should make a comeback
It's 2023 and Baldur's Gate 3 is proof turn-based games should make a comeback
It's 2022 and Octopath 2 is...
It's 2024 and Metaphor ReFantazio is proof turn based games should make a comeback
It's 2023 and Baldur's Gate 3 is proof turn-based games should make a comeback
It's 2022 and Octopath 2 is...
I'LL SELL CRACK BEFORE I ACTIVATE GOOGLE GEMINI
April 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I'LL SELL CRACK BEFORE I ACTIVATE GOOGLE GEMINI
Mario Kart World Direct Thoughts:
Pros:
+Stuff we've already seen
+Charge Jump
+Cool Karts
+Missions
+Rewind
Cons:
-Stuff we've already seen
-No major new feature shown
-Unconfirmed 8 Deluxe Modes (200cc, Shine Thief, Renegade, Bob-omb Blast)
-Missing Roster
-goofy character select UI
Pros:
+Stuff we've already seen
+Charge Jump
+Cool Karts
+Missions
+Rewind
Cons:
-Stuff we've already seen
-No major new feature shown
-Unconfirmed 8 Deluxe Modes (200cc, Shine Thief, Renegade, Bob-omb Blast)
-Missing Roster
-goofy character select UI
April 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Mario Kart World Direct Thoughts:
Pros:
+Stuff we've already seen
+Charge Jump
+Cool Karts
+Missions
+Rewind
Cons:
-Stuff we've already seen
-No major new feature shown
-Unconfirmed 8 Deluxe Modes (200cc, Shine Thief, Renegade, Bob-omb Blast)
-Missing Roster
-goofy character select UI
Pros:
+Stuff we've already seen
+Charge Jump
+Cool Karts
+Missions
+Rewind
Cons:
-Stuff we've already seen
-No major new feature shown
-Unconfirmed 8 Deluxe Modes (200cc, Shine Thief, Renegade, Bob-omb Blast)
-Missing Roster
-goofy character select UI
Just did my taxes, going on a shopping spree with my refund, y'all want anything? 💅
April 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Just did my taxes, going on a shopping spree with my refund, y'all want anything? 💅
Glad I'm not the only one who's always hated both of them
April 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Glad I'm not the only one who's always hated both of them
Today could be his day
March 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Today could be his day
I'm gonna try to make another YouTube video this week
March 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm gonna try to make another YouTube video this week
I'm actually glad that many of The Worst People are rushing out and buying a Tesla right now
March 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm actually glad that many of The Worst People are rushing out and buying a Tesla right now
This is my Hunter by the way, I'm out here looking like Sexy Bloodborne
March 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is my Hunter by the way, I'm out here looking like Sexy Bloodborne
Monster Hunter Wilds is a Movie
March 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Monster Hunter Wilds is a Movie
X, the Free Speech Platform
Where you get suspended for a week for saying rich people shouldn't encourage others to work for 60 hours a week
Where you get suspended for a week for saying rich people shouldn't encourage others to work for 60 hours a week
March 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
X, the Free Speech Platform
Where you get suspended for a week for saying rich people shouldn't encourage others to work for 60 hours a week
Where you get suspended for a week for saying rich people shouldn't encourage others to work for 60 hours a week
📼 NEW VIDEO 📼
Every Monster Hunter Game Has The Exact Same Story
🔗 youtu.be/oWEpIEzIKhU 🔗
I haven't finished my review of Monster Hunter Wilds yet, so here's a shitpost instead
Every Monster Hunter Game Has The Exact Same Story
🔗 youtu.be/oWEpIEzIKhU 🔗
I haven't finished my review of Monster Hunter Wilds yet, so here's a shitpost instead
February 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
📼 NEW VIDEO 📼
Every Monster Hunter Game Has The Exact Same Story
🔗 youtu.be/oWEpIEzIKhU 🔗
I haven't finished my review of Monster Hunter Wilds yet, so here's a shitpost instead
Every Monster Hunter Game Has The Exact Same Story
🔗 youtu.be/oWEpIEzIKhU 🔗
I haven't finished my review of Monster Hunter Wilds yet, so here's a shitpost instead